Entertainment & Music - 14 October 2006

okay so we already know about potatoes and Idaho, immoral rednecks and South Carolina, old gay rent-boys and Kentucky but what about your state?

2006-10-14 18:48:58 · 12 answers · asked by I am NOT George Bush 4 in Polls & Surveys

An old man and woman. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night.A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most... "When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs. He was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished.

He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow. Her neighbors approached in a group to ask these questions:

Are you not afraid? Concerned? Worried? that this man who practiced black magic and stated when he died he would dig his way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?

The wife put down her drink and said. . .
"Nah... let the old man dig. I had him buried upside down!"

2006-10-14 18:48:41 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

We are throwing a halloween party this year and strugglign with idea for a FUNNY costume idea.... can anyone else? It wouls be for a couple (Male/Female) - Everythinkg out there is so Cheesy and the same!

2006-10-14 18:48:15 · 3 answers · asked by Misty B 2 in Other - Entertainment

A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris Wheel, but the husband wasn't comfortable with that. So the wife went on the ride by herself.

The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife was thrown out and landed in a heap at her husband's feet. "Are you hurt?" he asked.

"Of course I'm hurt!" she replied. "Three times around and you didn't wave once!"

2006-10-14 18:48:13 · 4 answers · asked by Ruthie1959 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-14 18:47:47 · 9 answers · asked by sheen_rora 2 in Polls & Surveys

Do you think wishes come true? I have faith in all my wishes and that they will come true eventually, if they are realistic of course, not something like, "I wish i was a cat". but do you think wishes come true?

2006-10-14 18:47:45 · 10 answers · asked by xrentxheadx 1 in Polls & Surveys

Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?"

Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?"

Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity.

Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says. "Welcome to heaven!"

The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials.

Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"

Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."

Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk.

Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!" he says. "Come on in!"

Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"

George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"

Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."

2006-10-14 18:47:30 · 47 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Which is the best??

2006-10-14 18:45:33 · 8 answers · asked by EddieDiablo 1 in Music

2006-10-14 18:45:27 · 22 answers · asked by Lord Kodous 3 in Polls & Surveys

Do u prefer 2 love one?
OR
U prefer to be loved?

2006-10-14 18:45:20 · 36 answers · asked by SHEK 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-14 18:44:52 · 11 answers · asked by let the speakers blow your mind 5 in Polls & Surveys

Another repeat tonight, and they only just had the season opener.

2006-10-14 18:43:41 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

seven is micky mantles nuber apparently and was an awesome name.

his replacement name was Soda for that couple not to use Seven.

Personally i like both.

2006-10-14 18:43:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-10-14 18:42:14 · 8 answers · asked by nakita 6 in Polls & Surveys

Two hikers walking through the woods come across a cabin that is destroyed. They find two dead men inside. How did the two men die?

2006-10-14 18:41:46 · 15 answers · asked by davdal400 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I love this show and I'm unable to catch the reruns that air on Discover Health Channel. Are the DVD's out already and I've missed it or what?

2006-10-14 18:41:41 · 2 answers · asked by weathergirl_1107 1 in Television

2006-10-14 18:40:55 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

A person who will only refer to themselves in the third person or someone who can never remember your name (no matter how many times you tell them).

2006-10-14 18:40:43 · 24 answers · asked by gymfreak 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-14 18:40:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What would be on your soundtrack? what do they mean to you?

2006-10-14 18:39:55 · 12 answers · asked by Starry Eyes 5 in Music

An exhausted looking man dragged himself in to the Doctor's office.
"Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can't get a wink of sleep."
"I have good news for you," the doctor answered.Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream. A few of these and your trouble will be over."

"Great," the man answered, "I'll try anything. Let's give it a shot."

A few weeks later the man returned, looking worse than ever. "Doc, your plan is no good. I'm more tired than before!"

"I don't understand how that could be, said the doctor, shaking his head. "Those are the strongest pills on the market!"

"That may be true," answered the man wearily, "but I'm still up all night chasing those dogs and when I finally catch one it's hell getting him to swallow the pill!!!"

2006-10-14 18:39:28 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The lyrics go like this:
"Tonight I'm living in a fanatasy. In my own little nasty world."
It almost sounds like it was produced by Prince.
It is sung by a woman. I don't really know the rest.

2006-10-14 18:38:44 · 4 answers · asked by Freddie N 1 in Music

who also thought Jake Gyllenhaal had a great role?

2006-10-14 18:36:59 · 10 answers · asked by Lakers 2010 Champs!!!! 4 in Movies

so i can wash my clothes and body at the same time or should i break down and use the shower. that's where i keep the paranas.

2006-10-14 18:36:49 · 14 answers · asked by Get away 3 in Polls & Surveys

that if someone reports your question, it is deleted no matter what? Does Yahoo even check your question to see if you actually violated Community Guidelines???

2006-10-14 18:36:40 · 3 answers · asked by [Insert Cool Name Here] 5 in Polls & Surveys

do I have to be married to play sax safely?
no, although married people play sax, manly single people play sax with complete strangers every day

my parents say they didn’t play sax until they were 21. how old do you think someone should be, before they can play sax?
sax playing is better left until adulthood-there necessary organs are at that stage better developed

there is an area in the neighborhood where you can go and pay for sax lessons. is this legal?
yes. many people have no other way of learning to play sax and must pay a professional to teach them

should a cover always be used for the sax?
unless you are really sure of the person who last used your sax, a cover should always be used to ensure safe sax

what happens if I get nervous and play sax prematurely?
DON'T PANIC! many people prematurely play sax when they are young. just wait until you’re older before you try again

2006-10-14 18:36:40 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-14 18:36:08 · 9 answers · asked by chaos causer 5 in Polls & Surveys

Colored pencil
Marker
Pencil
Paints
Pen
Other_________.

2006-10-14 18:35:43 · 9 answers · asked by chaos causer 5 in Polls & Surveys

why do emo girls like sissy looking emo guys that make out with eachother? it sounds like society is becoming more immoral. i tried to talk to a few but they weren't very bright people. they just talked about blood and razors, it was really irritating, and the worst thing of all they were in the punk chatroom!

2006-10-14 18:35:18 · 13 answers · asked by . 2 in Music

its a quote in a movie

2006-10-14 18:35:14 · 1 answers · asked by ARNOLD M 1 in Movies