This old man was sitting on his porch and he saw an old friend of his walking by with his hands cupped together
"What you got in your hands?"
"A Horsefly." was the reply.
"What you gonna do with a horsefly?"
"Get a horse."
The friend laughed and said, "You can't get a horse with a horsefly."
An hour later, the friend came back with a horse.
The next day the same friend was walking by with his hands cupped together
"Hey, what do you have in your hands?"
"A butterfly." came the reply.
"What you gonna do with a butterfly?"
"Get a pound of butter."
"You can't get a pound of butter with a butterfly."
An hour later, the friend came back by with a pound of butter.
The next day, the same friend came by with his hands cupped together.
"Hey what you got in your hands?"
" A pussywillow."
"Wait for me." the friend said as he jumped off of his porch.
2006-10-13
04:39:51
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