This old man was sitting on his porch and he saw an old friend of his walking by with his hands cupped together
"What you got in your hands?"
"A Horsefly." was the reply.
"What you gonna do with a horsefly?"
"Get a horse."
The friend laughed and said, "You can't get a horse with a horsefly."
An hour later, the friend came back with a horse.
The next day the same friend was walking by with his hands cupped together
"Hey, what do you have in your hands?"
"A butterfly." came the reply.
"What you gonna do with a butterfly?"
"Get a pound of butter."
"You can't get a pound of butter with a butterfly."
An hour later, the friend came back by with a pound of butter.
The next day, the same friend came by with his hands cupped together.
"Hey what you got in your hands?"
" A pussywillow."
"Wait for me." the friend said as he jumped off of his porch.
2006-10-13 04:39:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats a good one...lol..
2006-10-13 04:41:32 · answer #1 · answered by misshardhat 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Although I love me some money and all. I have to marry for love. Physical attraction is part of the chemistry that is love. I am just not feeling the saggy wrinklely look! Billions..psshh.. so what. I would rather have true love. Call me old fashion.
2016-05-21 22:54:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart Old man with Strong enthusiasm and zeal for life anf of course for P***Y !! Nice one Good joke !Keep it up !!
2006-10-13 04:45:22 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2006-10-13 04:43:01 · answer #4 · answered by Meighan L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2006-10-13 05:46:32 · answer #5 · answered by joey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha haha
that was cute.
2006-10-13 04:43:35 · answer #6 · answered by tangie1247 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A funny one ...
2006-10-13 04:45:01 · answer #7 · answered by MaGiC_ClaW 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-13 04:43:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats good, made me smile.
2006-10-13 04:42:54 · answer #9 · answered by wisdom 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
AHHAHAHHAHAHHA =0)
2006-10-13 04:46:36 · answer #10 · answered by i luv penguins =0p 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋