there were three married men waiting to get into "Heaven", but first they had to be asked a question by "God", he tells them you must answer this question truthfully, and if you do, depending on your answers, I'll give you a means of transpotation to get around while here in Heaven. He asks them, " have you ever cheated on your wife?" The first said, "God" I must be honest, I've cheated on my wife one time , "God" says, ok thats true, so I'm giving you a motorcycle, he comes to the other and ask him, well "God", I must be truthful, I cheated on my wife at least 10 times, "God" says, well at least you were honest, so I'll give you a bike. He asks the last guy, and he replies, in all of my 37 years of marriage, I've never cheated on my wife, so "God" says, that's correct, so I'll give you a new car. Later that day the guys with the bike and motorcycle sees the man crying in his new car, so they ask him why are you crying? He replies, I just saw my wife, and she was riding a bike.
2006-10-13
06:23:18
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