Your farting stuations?

Question

I know one

One of my family members was getting married at thae part where they kiss A HUGE ONE CAME and holy crap it stank and i was in the back row 'd hate to know what it was like in the front :O


So your situasions

Answer 1

Had a friend who thought it was funny to come home from his evening shift and wake up his wife by farting in her face, except one night it was a wet one. He stopped it.

Answer 2

Once I was working at a computer lab in college as a small class had came in to do some work in front of me. I couldn't help it when I broke wind. Nobody heard it but several minutes later a few others in front of me began smelling it.

Answer 3

I hate it when your sleeping under the covers and your significant other farts and you get hit with the whiff or smell of farts
And when you let a silent but deadly fart out and it hits you hard ...that was funny though

Answer 4

well you all gotta stop inserting those hamsters...

snakes are much more fun... and did you know they can absorb the gas? and thus not only do you get orgasmical but you also save the environment and are a blast (not gaseous) at social gatherings.

service with a smile i always say.

Answer 5

oh my gosh me and my family and a bunch of people i don't know were sitting on a bunch of metal chairs in a room where we were supposed to be quiet....... everyone was silent execpt for one person and suddenly my cousin Eliza let a HUGE, LOUD one and it was so funny i was trying not to laugh!
hahahahahahaha!

Answer 6

hahaha don't remember any but yours made me laugh like crazy.

Answer 7

LOL that's funny