there were three married men waiting to get into "Heaven", but first they had to be asked a question by "God", he tells them you must answer this question truthfully, and if you do, depending on your answers, I'll give you a means of transpotation to get around while here in Heaven. He asks them, " have you ever cheated on your wife?" The first said, "God" I must be honest, I've cheated on my wife one time , "God" says, ok thats true, so I'm giving you a motorcycle, he comes to the other and ask him, well "God", I must be truthful, I cheated on my wife at least 10 times, "God" says, well at least you were honest, so I'll give you a bike. He asks the last guy, and he replies, in all of my 37 years of marriage, I've never cheated on my wife, so "God" says, that's correct, so I'll give you a new car. Later that day the guys with the bike and motorcycle sees the man crying in his new car, so they ask him why are you crying? He replies, I just saw my wife, and she was riding a bike.
2006-10-13 06:23:18 · 11 answers · asked by chris f 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
She told the truth and now she has to peddle her goods.
2006-10-13 06:41:20 · answer #1 · answered by tangie1247 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the use now crying over the spilt milk? Enjoy the Happy driving man !! Good joke !!! Please don't mind heard it before !!!
2006-10-13 13:33:36 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least she wasn't skating around on rollerblades...... LMFAO
2006-10-13 14:48:33 · answer #3 · answered by Stacy M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So he figures she thinks she cheated on him.
2006-10-13 13:41:43 · answer #4 · answered by me-hoo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bike and motorcycle.
2006-10-13 13:37:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good joke
2006-10-13 13:32:18 · answer #6 · answered by mrs. derek jeter 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one!
2006-10-13 16:12:16 · answer #7 · answered by ali 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats sad!! he was good to her but she wasnt good 2 him............
2006-10-13 13:35:28 · answer #8 · answered by andre g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TRULY HILLARIOUS!!!
2006-10-13 14:26:16 · answer #9 · answered by good boy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, how cute is that joke?
2006-10-13 13:25:42 · answer #10 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋