Entertainment & Music - 3 October 2006

2006-10-03 01:23:15 · 11 answers · asked by Special 5 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-10-03 01:22:50 · 20 answers · asked by kevin.grady 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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2006-10-03 01:22:40 · 7 answers · asked by kevin.grady 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-03 01:22:03 · 20 answers · asked by helpme1 5 in Polls & Surveys

An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?"
The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer.
He proceeded to tell her all about the 'birds and the bees'.
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open.
The father asked her, "Why did you ask this question?"
The little girl replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of SECS..

2006-10-03 01:20:46 · 12 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-03 01:20:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. Cover your stump before you hump.
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
4. When in doubt, shroud your sprout.
5. Don't be a loner, cover your *****.
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
12. If you go into heat, package your meat.
13. While you're undressing Venus, dress up that penis.
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, dress up your trouser mouse.
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
16. Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
18. The right selection! Protect your erection!
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
20. A crank with armor will never harm her.
21. If you really love her, wear a cover.
22. Don't make a mistake, muzzle your snake.
23. Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
24. If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
25. No glove, no love!

2006-10-03 01:19:25 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Do you have a 1-800 number for them?

2006-10-03 01:17:23 · 5 answers · asked by jc 2 in Television

A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny said, bursting into tears.

Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong.

"Oh Pop," Johnny sobbed, "For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you're telling me now that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in!"

2006-10-03 01:17:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-03 01:17:17 · 34 answers · asked by anna 7 in Polls & Surveys

as he's so incredible...........(",)

2006-10-03 01:16:43 · 2 answers · asked by - 6 in Polls & Surveys

' Variety'

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2006-10-03 01:11:48 · 32 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-03 01:09:42 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-03 01:08:14 · 16 answers · asked by K-Lou 1 in Music

Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there.
A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably.

The other missionary couldn't believe it! He said, ''What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?''

The other missionary replied, ''I just peed in the soup!''

2006-10-03 01:07:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I thin k I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****."

2006-10-03 01:07:02 · 11 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-03 01:06:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-10-03 01:05:37 · 2 answers · asked by Fun and Games 4 in Movies

2006-10-03 01:05:18 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My boys are wanting to dress up as people who were killers and this bothers me...
What would you do if your child want to dress up as a someone who was a killer?
I am against it, I don't want my boys to think killers are cool...
Am I wrong in not approving of my boys to dress up as a killer?
Please Help, I need advise.....

2006-10-03 01:03:12 · 10 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

I understand it is short for "little" and it seemed to start with lil bow wow and lil kim but now their are "lil" rappers that are not little at all! Whats up with that? Its getting annoying...same thing with "young". Its so ridiculous, i could make up one right now and people would believe its real.... lil onyx! How about lil mod, lil bigz, lil fro, ...it could go on forever!

2006-10-03 01:02:58 · 5 answers · asked by rjax79 1 in Music

2006-10-03 00:58:33 · 18 answers · asked by anna 7 in Polls & Surveys

It certainly sounds like alot of the people asking questions in this catagory believe that astrologers have the same gift as a psycic,. But that is so untrue.

2006-10-03 00:58:23 · 8 answers · asked by ♥ Ruby ♥ 2 in Horoscopes

at a ridiculously expensive rate with no guarantee of getting through?

they spend more time trying to persuade you to call in than they do on playing the game!

2006-10-03 00:57:44 · 8 answers · asked by monkeynuts 5 in Television

It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me liberty, or give me Death"?

She saw a sea of blank faces, except Martinez, who had his hand up, "Patrick Henry 1775."

"Very Good"! Who said "Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth? "

Again, no response except for Martinez: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863." he said.

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Martinez, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do".

She heard a loud whisper. "Screw the Mexicans" "Who said that?" she demanded.

Martinez put his hand up. "Jim Bowie. 1836."

At that point, a student in the back said. "I'm gonna puke".

The teacher glares, and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, Martinez says "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister. 1991"

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this! "

Martinez jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky. 1997!"

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little ****. if you say anything I'll kill you."

Martinez frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."

The teacher fainted. and as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh ****, we're in Big trouble!"

Martinez said, "Saddam Hussein 2003"

2006-10-03 00:57:22 · 16 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-03 00:56:56 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-03 00:55:11 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-10-03 00:54:55 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Queen Elizabeth, Bush & Musharraf died & went straight to hell.

Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England , I want to call England and see how
e verybody is doing there. She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then
she asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you????

The devil says "Five million dollars" She wrote him a cheque and went
to sit back on her chair.

Bush was soo jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the
United States , I want to see how everybody is doing there too".
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well,devil
how much do I owe you????

The devil says "Ten million dollars". With a smug look on his face,
he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

Musharraf was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to callPakistan
too, I wanna talk to the ministers, to the deputy, I wanna talk to everybody
of my Parliament".....

He called Pakistan and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked&
talked & talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you????

The devil says "Twenty dollars".

Musharraf is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??"

The devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell,
it's local"

2006-10-03 00:54:33 · 15 answers · asked by Maid Angela 7 in Jokes & Riddles

reading the various questions they ask ??

(---- not the whole personality , just some traits ...)

2006-10-03 00:53:27 · 25 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys