A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny said, bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong.
"Oh Pop," Johnny sobbed, "For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you're telling me now that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in!"
2006-10-03 01:17:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Too much sex on your mind
I LIKE that!
Any way, do you want to hear a joke, do you?, do you?
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A young boy wakes up and runs to his mother, telling her
Son:"Mom! I had a dream last night, and I don't understand"
Mom:"well what is it"
Son:"I had a dream about trains"
Mom:" trains ?"
Son:"Yes mom!, I had a dream, about big and little animals"
Mom: " What does that have to do with trains?"
Son:" Well, If big giraffes can have little giraffes and big elephants can have little elephants, big cats have little cats, and big dogs have little dogs, Why can't big trains have little trains?"
Mom:"well son, good question, I think your dad should answer that question"
Off he goes to his dad
Son:"dad I had a dream about trains"
Dad"Well what about it?"
Son:"I had a dream, If big giraffes can have little giraffes and big elephants can have little elephants, big cats have little cats, and big dogs have little dogs, Why can't big trains have little trains?"
Dad: "Good one son, not really sure how to answer the question, ask your School teacher"
Off he goes to school
Son: "teacher I have a question about trains and animals?"
Teacher:" Well, tell me"
Son:"If big giraffes can have little giraffes and big elephants can have little elephants, big cats have little cats, and big dogs have little dogs, Why can't big trains have little trains?"
Teacher:"Well good question, but I don't know how to explain it to you, see the student counselor after school"
After school he approaches the school counselor
Son:"I have a question about trains and animals but I cannot get an answer"
Couseler:"Well come on speak up"
Son:"If big giraffes can have little giraffes and big elephants can have little elephants, big cats have little cats, and big dogs have little dogs, Why can't big trains have little trains?"
Conseler:"I' think it's best you see the train conductor at the train station"
The Son runs off to the train station
Son:"Mr conductor! , Mr conductor !, I have a question no one has the answer, and it's about trains"
Conductor:" well son I'll do my best"
Son:"If big giraffes can have little giraffes and big elephants can have little elephants, big cats have little cats, and big dogs have little dogs, Why can't big trains have little trains?"
Conductor:"Well son put it this way, ……………. we always pull out in time"
2006-10-03 01:45:59 · answer #1 · answered by Juggernaut 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats one bird that needs no bees! lol
2006-10-03 01:19:30 · answer #2 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Johny is naughty always, LOL
2006-10-03 01:19:27 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. That's a goodie. LOL
2006-10-04 06:24:47 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O.K , O.K. , I gotta stop reading these Miranda , you are cracking me up !!!!
2006-10-03 01:48:13 · answer #5 · answered by rocknrod04 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice one!
2006-10-03 01:20:03 · answer #6 · answered by shheeyya mann 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
interesting.
2006-10-03 01:25:40 · answer #7 · answered by Imanobody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
naughty naughty naughty
2006-10-03 01:25:01 · answer #8 · answered by Tushi K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee
2006-10-03 01:56:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's nice
2006-10-03 01:22:39 · answer #10 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋