A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I thin k I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****."
2006-10-03 01:07:02 · 11 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And the future is in deep sh*t - this is what Kumara Swamy is doing correct in mine scam? LOL
2006-10-03 01:51:36 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it is the people in the little boy's situation as in ur joke. [exactly the same]. send ur joke to news column.
2006-10-04 09:39:34 · answer #2 · answered by sri 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. They do observe!! A great analogy! LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-10-04 13:30:01 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Long and sweet
2006-10-04 01:37:45 · answer #4 · answered by Ajay G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont ever dare to ask the politician
2006-10-03 12:01:45 · answer #5 · answered by smgupta1947 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thts about the first thing i ever got 'bout politics!!!
cool
2006-10-03 08:48:27 · answer #6 · answered by roselia_01 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's too long and too old
2006-10-03 08:12:16 · answer #7 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u proved it tht u r the best POLITICIAN
well triedddddddd
2006-10-03 10:32:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should have warned it was going to be that long
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ApTjlOfpQ2BoXqlHAQ5TRJfsy6IX?qid=20061003044054AAR0iuf
2006-10-03 08:09:56 · answer #9 · answered by god0fgod 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
even if it was long, it's funny
2006-10-03 08:20:18 · answer #10 · answered by hard 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋