Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there.
A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably.
The other missionary couldn't believe it! He said, ''What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?''
The other missionary replied, ''I just peed in the soup!''
2006-10-03 01:07:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You are just TOO much ,Miranda !!!!
2006-10-03 01:50:23 · answer #1 · answered by rocknrod04 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The final joke was still on the missionaries. Most cannibals I know like pee.
2006-10-03 01:10:29 · answer #2 · answered by CDEFGHIJ^ 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gud title for the joke.
2006-10-03 01:11:40 · answer #3 · answered by Rainbow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like that would change the situation of them being eaten. Besides being cannibals that wouldn't kill them!
2006-10-03 01:10:06 · answer #4 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heard that one before but it's still funny ... cute.
2006-10-03 07:36:40 · answer #5 · answered by Mercy Max 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that a true story? Those poor missionaries.
I'm all upset now...
2006-10-03 01:15:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2006-10-03 01:09:55 · answer #7 · answered by Dadams 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad for an oldie!
2006-10-03 01:09:33 · answer #8 · answered by claire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey that is funny my little sister's head is blown of, that is cool
2006-10-03 01:13:25 · answer #9 · answered by hard 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. Hysterics can cause reactions! LOL.
2006-10-04 06:25:56 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋