Entertainment & Music - 1 October 2006

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her

The man said, You cant be serious. I could never shoot my wife. The agent said, Then youre not the right man for this job.

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. I tried, but I cant kill my wife.

The agent said, You dont have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.

Finally, it was the womans turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. Then the agents heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.

2006-10-01 22:00:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Who sings the song on the new no7 cosmetics range advert and what song is it? it goes "one pill makes you..."

2006-10-01 21:59:53 · 3 answers · asked by lauriebethsaunders 1 in Music

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have you ever had you boyfriend/girlfriend walk in on you when you in the middle of?

wrapping thier birthday or christmas present?

gotcha lol

2006-10-01 21:55:48 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Can anyone suggest songs with food mentioned in it. ie. Strawberry Fields?

2006-10-01 21:55:45 · 14 answers · asked by Clare H 1 in Music

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guys : Fergie or Beyonce ?

I don't mean songs..
I mean Look and body

2006-10-01 21:53:09 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Best Greeting....??

Which do you like best.....
1) Aloha
2) Howdy
3) G'day mate
4) Konichi-wa
5) Hello
6) Wazzzzzzup?
7) Hey
8) Other - What?

2006-10-01 21:52:57 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Should I wear flowers in my hair?

I hear it is all the rage

2006-10-01 21:52:26 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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how many hands do you use 1 or 2?

when you eat a hamburger?

2006-10-01 21:51:02 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is the name of the movie where Kevin Bacon portrays a pedophile?

2006-10-01 21:49:00 · 9 answers · asked by Celebrity girl 7 in Movies

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what is Dr. Seuss's real name?

2006-10-01 21:48:37 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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how can I contact to Johnny Depp?

I really love Johnny depp i write for him a story

2006-10-01 21:46:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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Would you go to a music concert alone?

Jay-Z is coming to south africa in mid-october to perform at a music concert, my friends have decided not to go to the concert and i'm a big fan of jiggaman, would it be weird if i go there alone? have you done it before or would you do it if you were in my shoes?

2006-10-01 21:45:42 · 21 answers · asked by lacoste 3 in Celebrities

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What is the most scary Halloween movie ever made?

Trying to find the movie that would scare my son and he real like scary things.

2006-10-01 21:45:10 · 21 answers · asked by ? 2 in Movies

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another one.... ha ha ha?

Once a man went to a vet and said: Doctor I came on vacation so that I can get treated.
Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic
Man: No, I am coming to you.
Doctor: But, I am a vet . I am an animal specialist.
Man: I know, but I want you to treat me.
Doctor: I cannot, because you speak like me and think like me which means you are a human, not an animal.
Man: I know I am same and I am a human but the problem is
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work like a deer
I work all day like a donkey
I wag my tail in front of my manager like a dog
I play with my children like a monkey
I am like a rabbit in front of my wife
Doctor asked: Do you work in Software Company
Man: Yes
Doctor yelled: Come Dear, no body will treat you better than me.

2006-10-01 21:45:09 · 5 answers · asked by avagrafic 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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20% of us in the world can't do this, what is it?

2006-10-01 21:45:05 · 13 answers · asked by elaineloe 1 in Other - Entertainment

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When are The M.O.W.O. music awards? as i noticed the M.O.B.O.'s took place the other week.?

Or would i be considered Racist for having this approach? Why is it one rule for one and one rule for another?
And if someone mentions that most music is of Black origin (ie. Rock n Roll, Ska, Punk, etc.) then why are is there not a multi cultural nominations list?

2006-10-01 21:44:14 · 6 answers · asked by ima_fat_tw 2 in Music

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Isn't it illegally to send music file to someone?

is it regally or not?

2006-10-01 21:43:12 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music