The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her
The man said, You cant be serious. I could never shoot my wife. The agent said, Then youre not the right man for this job.
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. I tried, but I cant kill my wife.
The agent said, You dont have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.
Finally, it was the womans turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. Then the agents heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.
2006-10-01 22:00:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny :)
2006-10-01 22:02:22 · answer #1 · answered by mr. k 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If 24/7 professionalism have been a call for for government employment, Sarah Palin could have been compelled to offer up her activity as governor of Alaska and circulate to the international of television punditry and fact shows.
2016-10-15 10:31:35 · answer #2 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke.
I think I dated the second woman for a while.
Was her name Nadezhda?
2006-10-09 21:04:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanx 4 sharing it
2006-10-01 23:18:36 · answer #4 · answered by mafia man 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's a bad, bad Lady!! LOL. LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-10-02 21:57:25 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but its still funny...
2006-10-01 22:02:26 · answer #6 · answered by heatherlynnmorrow 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
...........
O.o
just goes to show how ruthless women are....
and how desperate this one was for a job.....
ttly funny....
2006-10-01 23:02:46 · answer #7 · answered by i'm psycho's shrink 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahah...awww...so meaaan...come on..women r not dat bad..haha...
2006-10-01 23:03:26 · answer #8 · answered by bmyfriend 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
roflmao...thanks for sharing it!
2006-10-01 22:13:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
now that one i loved lmao!!! that was great thanks for the laugh!!!!
2006-10-01 22:07:00 · answer #10 · answered by sunninsandi 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋