Entertainment & Music - 1 October 2006

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his blonde neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.

A little later she came out of his house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which the blonde replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!"

2006-10-01 23:32:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

right through it and then an image resolves into view,,,
it's made of just dots and blank spaces????

2006-10-01 23:31:36 · 2 answers · asked by dwh 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-01 23:31:13 · 5 answers · asked by Lucy P 1 in Celebrities

The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is elling: 'Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit.'

2006-10-01 23:30:03 · 4 answers · asked by al p 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Give it your best shot.. But aim poorly.

2006-10-01 23:28:00 · 17 answers · asked by McAtterie 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-01 23:26:55 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

besides answer questions

2006-10-01 23:25:03 · 10 answers · asked by JustJane 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-01 23:24:01 · 18 answers · asked by flowerpot 3 in Television

In the past few years who wears the Crown for HBIRTV
Head Biach in Reality T.V.?

2006-10-01 23:22:40 · 4 answers · asked by Hollygood 4 in Polls & Surveys

Verve or Bon Jovi
"we will rock u" or "bitter sweet symphony"
James Blunt or Elton John
Sania mirza or Sharapova
Dogs or cats

2006-10-01 23:21:24 · 10 answers · asked by Nikhil 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-01 23:18:12 · 21 answers · asked by Hollygood 4 in Polls & Surveys

cartoon as a child?????//

2006-10-01 23:17:52 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a. No Chocolates
b. No cell battery
c. running out of q's or ans on Y A
d. monday ...wekend is over :(

??

2006-10-01 23:17:31 · 30 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-01 23:17:03 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Thanks

Are you Australian?
Favourite soft drink?
Favourite Sport?
Favourite Instrument?
Favourite Subject?

2006-10-01 23:17:00 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

sandbar....

2006-10-01 23:16:59 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-01 23:16:31 · 10 answers · asked by JustJane 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-01 23:13:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-01 23:12:39 · 19 answers · asked by Trinity_Leigh 3 in Polls & Surveys

can u make a reaction about this news....

2006-10-01 23:09:24 · 4 answers · asked by HELP!!!!ME!!!! 1 in Music

2006-10-01 23:09:23 · 54 answers · asked by ? 2 in Movies

are u indian?
which subject u hate the most?
what u like to do in the freetime?
favourite game?
favourite wrestler?
favourite cricketer?

2006-10-01 23:08:43 · 36 answers · asked by prasanth 2 in Polls & Surveys

A man who lives in a lighthouse wakes up one night feeling hungry. He goes down the stairs of the lighthouse and has a sandwich. Then he goes back up to the top of the lighthouse and turns the light off in the lighthouse. When he wakes up, he looks out of the window and sees a crashed ship (which crashed because he had turned the light out in the lighthouse).

He can't live with himself and he jumps out of the window.

What has he done?

2006-10-01 23:06:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

anyone got the lyrics for xtina's FIGHTER?

2006-10-01 23:04:32 · 10 answers · asked by $@Z 2 in Music

A man was driving along a curvey road when "SMASH" he was hit another car......the womens car rolled onto it's top....when the man got out he asked if she was okay...."Yeah...iam okay ...you?" yes..he answered....as he helped the women out she said ..wow...maybe this is special..maybe we were suppose to meet like this...
as he sat the women on the curb next to him they started talking...the women said wow,this is special ,we get along so wel...maybe we were sopposed to meet like this... As the man went to check his car,she went to check hers,she saw a bottle of alcohol in the back seat..."Hey lets share this bottle of vodka here...to celebrate us meeting...
They sat on the curb and opened the bottle...she hands him the bottle and says...here you drink half..i'll drink the other half.He downed half the bottle then handed it to her...she set the bottle down next to her and closed it..."Aren't you ging to have a drink
"No thanks...i 'll just wait here till the police come.

2006-10-01 23:02:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

a. being alone
b. windows/doors creeking
c. wind outside/storm
d. voices of Neighbours/people on street
e. doorbell/phone ring
f. other .

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2006-10-01 22:59:28 · 33 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

5= All the time
4= most of the time
3= sometimes if i want to
2= rare
1= WHO cares

2006-10-01 22:59:04 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate.

All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was having a wee and this bullet came out." replies the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago.

About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom, I was having a wee and this bullet came out." Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago.

A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the mom, "I know what happened, you were having a wee and a bullet came out." And the boy says, "No, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!"

2006-10-01 22:57:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I have a piggy bank... but it's actually a cow that's smiling.

Do you think he's smiling because he's a greedy cow that just loves money? Do you think he frowns when i empty my piggy bank?

All jokes aside.

Do you have one? And do you actually put money in it? Or is it where you stash your drugs?

2006-10-01 22:56:56 · 14 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

What is the cutest, most adorable response to such a person with red-fuming eyes?

2006-10-01 22:52:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles