A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate.
All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was having a wee and this bullet came out." replies the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom, I was having a wee and this bullet came out." Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago.
A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the mom, "I know what happened, you were having a wee and a bullet came out." And the boy says, "No, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!"
2006-10-01 22:57:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha...thnxx a lot...u definitely made me laugh out loud at dat one!!..gr8 joke...thumbs up..haha..
2006-10-01 23:00:49 · answer #1 · answered by bmyfriend 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thanx 4 sharing it wit us.Its a nice joke.i will give it a 10 out of 10
2006-10-02 06:14:43 · answer #2 · answered by mafia man 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank god the next generation of victim lady was not covered.
2006-10-02 06:37:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Uhmzz.. nice joke ^_^!! but i think that it's hard to do this "No, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!" h3h3h3!!!
^_^!!
2006-10-02 06:03:01 · answer #4 · answered by Miguel 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha!
2006-10-02 06:59:03 · answer #5 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha. Dead dogs are funny.
2006-10-02 06:07:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha
that was very funny. i liked it
lol .
2006-10-02 06:11:11 · answer #7 · answered by mark 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He He
2006-10-02 09:33:46 · answer #8 · answered by Smiles 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolololololol............
wuzzup with guys and masturbation?
funny.....
2006-10-02 06:04:30 · answer #9 · answered by i'm psycho's shrink 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are so crazy....
2006-10-02 06:05:19 · answer #10 · answered by Chocolate_Bunny 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋