A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his blonde neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.
A little later she came out of his house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which the blonde replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!"
2006-10-01 23:32:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pure brilliance. Well done. Cracker of a joke.
2006-10-01 23:35:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny which makes the blonde nearly as stupid as me. Only this morning I went off for a relaxing round of golf at my nearby Club. None of my usual partners were available, so I accepted the offer of playing a round with one gentleman, who introduced himself to be George. We had never previously been introduced but I had only occasionally seen him in the Bar.
We teed off and after about six holes our scores were closely matching. As George was about to tee off at the seventh,- which was alongside a road leading to the local cemetery, a hearse and funeral procession slowly passed along the road. To my great surprise George who was almost at the stage of completing his stroke, stopped, took off his cap, bent his head towards the ground and remained in that possession until the whole of the cortege had passed. I was indeed most impressed at the reverence displayed by George and I told him so. He curtly replied, " Its the least I could do. We had been married for the last thirty years! "
2006-10-02 14:01:31 · answer #2 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is wonderful - thank you for making me giggle. I shall copy and paste and send off to some friends trying to remember not to send it to any blondes - just in case. Guess I could always change it to curvey brunette.
2006-10-02 06:40:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol gud 1
2006-10-02 06:37:36 · answer #4 · answered by Nacho 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard of this one before. Haha!
2006-10-02 06:56:12 · answer #5 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good! I have a friend just like that!
2006-10-02 06:48:00 · answer #6 · answered by lucyt20 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Best dumb blonde joke by far
2006-10-02 07:04:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-10-02 06:41:30 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol.. pretty funny
I saw it coming though
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2006-10-02 15:41:22 · answer #9 · answered by 1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolol lol lol lol lol rof rof rof rof
2006-10-02 15:36:58 · answer #10 · answered by answermyquestionsgirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋