Once a man went to a vet and said: Doctor I came on vacation so that I can get treated.
Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic
Man: No, I am coming to you.
Doctor: But, I am a vet . I am an animal specialist.
Man: I know, but I want you to treat me.
Doctor: I cannot, because you speak like me and think like me which means you are a human, not an animal.
Man: I know I am same and I am a human but the problem is
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work like a deer
I work all day like a donkey
I wag my tail in front of my manager like a dog
I play with my children like a monkey
I am like a rabbit in front of my wife
Doctor asked: Do you work in Software Company
Man: Yes
Doctor yelled: Come Dear, no body will treat you better than me.
2006-10-01 21:45:09 · 5 answers · asked by avagrafic 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ok, I was with u up until the punch line, then it just fell apart.
2006-10-01 21:48:12 · answer #1 · answered by patti duke 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL hehehe. thats a nice one
2006-10-02 04:52:45 · answer #2 · answered by smart_eluh 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I must be having a blonde moment (and I'm not blonde) but I don't get it....
2006-10-02 04:48:53 · answer #3 · answered by heatherlynnmorrow 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm...............
2006-10-03 04:58:34 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahhahaha..... thanks for sharing... :-) have a nice day.
2006-10-02 04:48:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋