I bet $50 that no one here has a musical instrument that this octopus can't play."
The people in the bar look around & someone gets out an old guitar.
The octopus has a look, picks it up, tunes up the strings and starts playing the guitar. The octopus's owner pockets the fifty bucks.
Next guy comes up with a trumpet, octopus takes the horn, loosens up the keys, licks it's lips and starts playing a jazz solo. The guy hands over another fifty bucks to the octopus's owner.
The bar owner has been watching all this disappears, coming back a few moments later with a set of bagpipes under his arm. He puts them on the bar & says to the guy,
"Now, if your octopus can play this I'll give you a hundred dollars!"
The octopus takes a look at the bagpipes, lifts it up, turns it over, has another look from another angle. Puzzled, the octopus' owner comes up & says
"What are you pissing around for? Hurry up and play the damn thing!"
The octopus says "Play it? If I can work out how to get its pajamas’ off I'm gonna f#ck it!"
2006-09-29
19:37:06
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