I bet $50 that no one here has a musical instrument that this octopus can't play."
The people in the bar look around & someone gets out an old guitar.
The octopus has a look, picks it up, tunes up the strings and starts playing the guitar. The octopus's owner pockets the fifty bucks.
Next guy comes up with a trumpet, octopus takes the horn, loosens up the keys, licks it's lips and starts playing a jazz solo. The guy hands over another fifty bucks to the octopus's owner.
The bar owner has been watching all this disappears, coming back a few moments later with a set of bagpipes under his arm. He puts them on the bar & says to the guy,
"Now, if your octopus can play this I'll give you a hundred dollars!"
The octopus takes a look at the bagpipes, lifts it up, turns it over, has another look from another angle. Puzzled, the octopus' owner comes up & says
"What are you pissing around for? Hurry up and play the damn thing!"
The octopus says "Play it? If I can work out how to get its pajamas’ off I'm gonna f#ck it!"
2006-09-29 19:37:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol thats funny. cute and funny
2006-09-29 19:44:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL Very good neo
2006-09-29 19:40:59 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whoa!! LOL. LOL. LOL.
I didn't expect that. LOL. 10.
Have a great weekend!
2006-09-30 13:35:12 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thumbs up.
2006-09-29 19:44:22 · answer #4 · answered by renaissance man 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
now thats funny
2006-09-30 23:09:50 · answer #5 · answered by Robert 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha nice
2006-09-29 19:39:50 · answer #6 · answered by Steveo 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nice very nice
2006-09-29 19:42:00 · answer #7 · answered by SdM 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gud one
2006-09-29 19:40:06 · answer #8 · answered by ssuasw 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha. that made me laugh..
2006-09-29 19:45:22 · answer #9 · answered by havoks_angel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha......cute one........
2006-09-29 19:41:36 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋