Entertainment & Music - 28 September 2006

Ihad a bad accident and now my doc said i have to be in the house for a month. A MONTH to heal. This is my favorite time of the year, too. What should i do? I am so depressed. Any ideas to make the time pass? I can do things i just cant go out and party or anything. I have to take it easy mostly in the house.

2006-09-28 03:12:51 · 13 answers · asked by Baby Jack born 4/5/09 4 in Polls & Surveys

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what year was mickey mouse created?

it is for a scavenger hunt iand i need it asap

2006-09-28 03:12:15 · 10 answers · asked by *~*shirley*~* 1 in Comics & Animation

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What are some computer friendly meals I can eat in front of my keyboard?;-)?

2006-09-28 03:11:02 · 19 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

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I have muve much info, but the is a song the chorus repeats " I 've gotta get out of here"?

the end of the song says something about going back to LA and it is a woman singer. Please Help!!!!

2006-09-28 03:09:26 · 3 answers · asked by Jennifer 2 in Music

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Would you boycott MTV, VH1, and CMT for their shunning of Janet Jackson and acceptance of Justin Timberlake?

Justin Timberlake has been a guest, and his videos are being played. He is just as responsible as he ripped off both layers instead of just the top layer. They did rehearse. If you look at the pictures immediately following the incident, anyone can see that she was embarrassed and did not mean for it to happen. She apologized, even though it was a mistake. This entire thing has been blown completely out of proportion. I hope that others will join me in ceasing to watch MTV, VH1, and CMT, until they come to their senses.

2006-09-28 03:09:11 · 3 answers · asked by croc hunter fan 4 in Music

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Song from the newest UK Marks and Spencer's ad? ELO?

I really like the song on the new M&S clothing advert, but dont know the name, I think it's possibly by ELO, and one of the lyrics is 'you've got the power to drive me insane'//lets get together over a glass of champagne'

2006-09-28 03:08:47 · 6 answers · asked by Me, nobody else but me.... 2 in Music

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Adult Fairy Tales?

For AnakSingpore (cos she asked nicely)

CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother
won't let her.
As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother
appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go
to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm."
Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?"
"You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm
will turn into a pumpkin."
Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour
comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m.
Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied.
"Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your
diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!"
"I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything."
The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power!
Tell me his name!" Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly,
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater.........."

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PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain
about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went
to visit Gepetto to see if he could help.
Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated
and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.
A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily
through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"
Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD was walking through the woods when
suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to
her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"
To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic
basket and pulled out a .44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, "No,
you're not. You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book."

MICKEY MOUSE and MINNIE MOUSE were in divorce court and the
judge said to Mickey,
"You say here that your wife is crazy."
Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's
f**king Goofy."

SNOW WHITE saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up
behind him, knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his face
crying, "Lie to me! Lie to me!"

Did you know ...Captain Hook died from jock itch.

2006-09-28 03:07:57 · 18 answers · asked by flicflac 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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Have your choice?

A man was seated next to a stiff-looking Baptist minister on a flight to Wichita. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders. The man asked for a whiskey and soda, which he got. The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink.
The minister replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch my lips."
Hearing this the man handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A CHOICE."

2006-09-28 03:07:11 · 15 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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Has yahoo Answers ever caused you to....?

get part of your lunch on your keyboard?

2006-09-28 03:06:23 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What instruments in order are being played in Mozarts Symphony no 31?

2006-09-28 03:06:16 · 3 answers · asked by Tanya B 1 in Music

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my daughter's date of birth is 08-09-2006.i want to know her zodiac sign&star?

2006-09-28 03:05:45 · 12 answers · asked by mala 1 in Horoscopes

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this is a good joke?

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the
bedroom closet to watch.
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The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet,
not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little
boy says, "Dark in here."
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The man says, "Yes, it is."
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Boy - "I have a baseball."
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Man - "That's nice."
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Boy - "Want to buy it?"
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Man - "No, thanks."
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Boy - "My dad's outside."
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Man - "OK, how much?"
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Boy - "$250"
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In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
in the closet together.
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Boy - "Dark in here."
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Man - "Yes, it is."
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Boy - "I have a baseball glove." The lover, remembering the last time,
asks the boy, "How much?"
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Boy - "$750"
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Man - "Sold."
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A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go
outside and have a game of catch.
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The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." The father
asks, "How much did you sell them for?" Boy -"$1,000."
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The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take
you to church and make you confess."
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They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.
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The boy says, "Dark in here."
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The priest says, "Don't start that **** again, you're in my closet
now.