A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the
bedroom closet to watch.
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The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet,
not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little
boy says, "Dark in here."
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The man says, "Yes, it is."
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Boy - "I have a baseball."
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Man - "That's nice."
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Boy - "Want to buy it?"
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Man - "No, thanks."
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Boy - "My dad's outside."
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Man - "OK, how much?"
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Boy - "$250"
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In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
in the closet together.
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Boy - "Dark in here."
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Man - "Yes, it is."
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Boy - "I have a baseball glove." The lover, remembering the last time,
asks the boy, "How much?"
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Boy - "$750"
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Man - "Sold."
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A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go
outside and have a game of catch.
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The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." The father
asks, "How much did you sell them for?" Boy -"$1,000."
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The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take
you to church and make you confess."
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They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.
~
The boy says, "Dark in here."
~
The priest says, "Don't start that **** again, you're in my closet
now.
2006-09-28 03:05:41 · 18 answers · asked by jessie f 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOW!!!!! That is all I have to say about that, I am speechless.
2006-09-28 03:08:47 · answer #1 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. This joke makes me laugh. LOL. LOL.
It's hilarious! LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-09-28 11:05:23 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is pretty much the best joke ever
2006-09-28 10:26:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Freaking Crazy!!!! in a good way. lol u made my day. don't go asking if it's a good joke because it is!!
2006-09-28 10:14:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
beautiful...a true work of art...thanks i have you moarked on liek a "friend list" so i can read all your jokes...nice work
Broc
2006-09-28 10:11:22 · answer #5 · answered by mr.broc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is a very funny joke I like it a lot!!!
2006-09-28 10:29:53 · answer #6 · answered by Roberto V 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it's very good.
I liked it.
2006-09-28 10:09:23 · answer #7 · answered by Classy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO! That is a great joke!
2006-09-28 10:09:49 · answer #8 · answered by Hamish 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ive heard that b4 but its funny!!!
2006-09-28 10:08:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very interesting it was toooooooo good
2006-09-28 10:27:12 · answer #10 · answered by cool sky_diver 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋