Entertainment & Music - 28 September 2006

Anyone?

2006-09-28 15:12:50 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

She wanted to know what it was like to be invisible. : )

2006-09-28 15:12:14 · 21 answers · asked by Margie 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I watch Laguna Beach last night (*9-27) and I heard a Pink song on there.. and I liked it, but I don't know the name of the song!! If anyone knows PLEASE PLEASE tell me!! It's driving me nuts!! Thanks!! :)

2006-09-28 15:12:08 · 1 answers · asked by Jamie 2 in Television

2006-09-28 15:11:57 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-28 15:11:54 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national ID number?"

Customer: "Hi, I'd like to place an order."

Operator: "I must have your NIDN first, sir?"

Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh,it's 6102049998-45-54610."

Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at

Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-2566. Email address is sheehan@ home.net Which number are you calling from, sir?"

Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?"

Operator: "We're wired into the HSS, sir."

Customer: "The HSS, what is that?"

Operator: "We're wired into the Homeland Security System, sir. This will add only 15 seconds to your ordering time"

Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas."

Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir."

Customer: "Whaddya mean?"

Operator: "Sir, your medical records and commode sensors indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice."

Customer: "What?!?! What do you recommend, then?"

Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza. I'm sure you'll like it."

Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?"

Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion."

Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then."

Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids, and your 2 dogs can finish the crusts, sir. Your total is $49.99."

Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number."

Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit card balance is over its limit."

Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here."

Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's overdrawn also."

Customer: "Never mind! Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take?"

Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes,sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up while you're out getting the cash, but then, carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward."

Customer: "Wait! How do you know I ride a scooter?"

Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid for and you just filled the tank yesterday"

Customer: Well I'll be a "@#%/$@&?#!"

Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 4, 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop and another one I see here on September for contempt at your hearing for cussing at a judge." "Oh yes I see here that you just got out from a 90 day stay in the State

Correctional Facility. Is this your first pizza since your return to society?

Customer: (Speechless)

Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?"

Customer: "Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of Coke".

Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics. The New Constitution prohibits this.
Thank you for calling Pizza Hut!"

2006-09-28 15:11:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I don't think any of them are, but some people think the following celebrities are ugly even though the media calls them beautiful:
Sarah Jessica Parker
Jennifer Aniston
Ellen Pompeo

Who do you think?

2006-09-28 15:11:31 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Well I love her, But I love to fish. I spend all day out on this lake
And hell is all I catch. Today she met me at the door, Said I would have to choose If I hit that fishin' hole today She'd be packin' all her things...And she'd be gone by noon

2006-09-28 15:11:28 · 8 answers · asked by Sleeper_M3 3 in Music

2006-09-28 15:11:27 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

how about a steaming pile of sh1t?

2006-09-28 15:10:48 · 9 answers · asked by SEXYSEXYSEXYSEXYSEXY 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-28 15:10:08 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Someone please catch me up on the last two years of ER. I have worked afternoons and just switched shifts and feel lost.

2006-09-28 15:09:59 · 11 answers · asked by Lou 1 in Television

I woke up this morning sooo aroused that i....

2006-09-28 15:09:55 · 9 answers · asked by Romy 4 in Other - Entertainment

Home
School
Work
Other?

2006-09-28 15:09:48 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-28 15:09:00 · 5 answers · asked by braga e 1 in Other - Entertainment

I am some where in the 2700's when I just looked it up. But geezus there is an ocean load of other Level Fives, is it like being in a limbo or no-mans-land?
Suddenly I feel like my car just broke down some where in intergalactic space.

sighs

2006-09-28 15:08:33 · 5 answers · asked by somber_pieces 6 in Polls & Surveys

The plot was this guy received the newspaper for the next day from a cat. And he saved lives with that info

2006-09-28 15:07:50 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

pretty weird
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SDisRZ4Xhoo&search=ghost

2006-09-28 15:07:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-28 15:07:15 · 22 answers · asked by   6 in Polls & Surveys

im playing a gig at my grandma's church picnic, i need some covers to do, prefferably with a Christian message but doesnt have to be, nothing hard, mellow is what we're looking for, we have acoustic guitar, piano, bass, and drums, 10 points to the best suggestion!

2006-09-28 15:06:46 · 11 answers · asked by jcskeymaster 2 in Music

2006-09-28 15:06:34 · 15 answers · asked by Jittery 1 in Music

three unemployed blondes were out shopping one day when they found an oil lamp in a antique store. together they began rubbing it and miraculously, a genie appeared. 'I will grant you all as much intelligence as you desire,' said the genie. 'wow,' said the first blonde. I’d like to be ten times smarter than I am now,' and in a flash the genie granted her the wish. the next day the blonde got a job as a teacher. 'hmmm,' said the second blonde
I’d like to be twenty times smarter.'
'your wish is my command,' said the genie, as he blinked his eyes and granted her the wish
the next day she found a job as a nuclear physicist. 'well,' said the third blonde. 'I like things the way they are. I don’t have to go to a job and think all the time...if anything I’d rather be ten times dumber!'
'allright,' said the genie, and granted her wish
the next day she woke up and found she was a man

2006-09-28 15:06:25 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Oh Yeah...my music tastes...u2,Coldplay,scorpions,metallica,acdc,annie lennox,the police,fleetwood mac...basically alot even some new stuff...help me!!!

2006-09-28 15:06:06 · 2 answers · asked by rebel one 3 in Music

A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable
doll. Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?"
Customer says, "Female."
Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"
Customer says, "White."
Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"
Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do
with it?"
Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up."

2006-09-28 15:06:03 · 15 answers · asked by STONE 5 in Polls & Surveys

e.x. ABC's LOST start at 9:01pm est. I have noticed most network programs following this trend.

2006-09-28 15:05:47 · 14 answers · asked by robbybabyrob 2 in Television

2006-09-28 15:05:34 · 9 answers · asked by gizbit76 2 in Jokes & Riddles

sh1t bowl

2006-09-28 15:05:20 · 9 answers · asked by SEXYSEXYSEXYSEXYSEXY 1 in Polls & Surveys

My friend thinks scorps but i think ted

2006-09-28 15:04:28 · 7 answers · asked by Troy 2 in Music

2006-09-28 15:04:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-09-28 15:04:04 · 4 answers · asked by Quickfix008(∞Cicci∞) 5 in Music