Entertainment & Music - 28 September 2006

A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Arkansas recently with two ice chests of fish. He was leaving a cove well known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"


"Naw, sir, I ain't got none of them there licenses, no. You must understand these here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?" said the game warden.

"Yeah . Every night I take these here fish down to da lake and let them swim 'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump rat back into this here ice chest and I take them home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" says the warden.

The redneck looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth Mr. Government man, I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay," said the game warden, "I've GOT to see this!"


The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" said the redneck.

The warden said, "When are you going to call them back?"

The redneck said, "Call who back?"

"The FISH!" replied the warden.

"What fish?" answered the redneck.

(We in Arkansas may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we aren't as dumb as some government employees.)

2006-09-28 15:30:31 · 12 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-28 15:30:14 · 11 answers · asked by Pseudo Obscure 6 in Music

the song one life one love by Epikz according to limewire their is another song that sounds like that one but it like i just don't see why we just don't get out of here or whatever it is does anyone know what im talking about? i want name of song and band if its wrong with lyrics pls

2006-09-28 15:29:49 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-28 15:29:18 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-09-28 15:28:56 · 16 answers · asked by   6 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-09-28 15:28:36 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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I'm just wondering cause i wanna go rent it but I don't want people to get the wrong idea

2006-09-28 15:28:04 · 16 answers · asked by b 2 in Television

great episode lex with those powers the fight awesome !! what do you think?

2006-09-28 15:28:02 · 6 answers · asked by mimi 2 in Television

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2006-09-28 15:27:24 · 7 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

..."The check's in your mouth" and "I won't come in the mail"

2006-09-28 15:27:20 · 4 answers · asked by twiztidsdad 5 in Jokes & Riddles

two blondes were walking along the railroad one morning after spending all night at a nightclub. 'wow, these stairs are killing me,; said the first blonde. the second blonde groaned back. 'the stairs don’t bother me as much as the low handrail.'

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2006-09-28 15:26:32 · 10 answers · asked by bush-deathgrip 1 in Music

2006-09-28 15:26:16 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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2006-09-28 15:26:09 · 14 answers · asked by Keystar05 1 in Television

2006-09-28 15:26:02 · 4 answers · asked by tee 1 in Other - Entertainment

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2006-09-28 15:25:43 · 4 answers · asked by mimi 2 in Television

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2006-09-28 15:25:24 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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2006-09-28 15:25:20 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2006-09-28 15:24:54 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2006-09-28 15:24:44 · 3 answers · asked by Sleeper_M3 3 in Music

2006-09-28 15:24:29 · 5 answers · asked by Jacks036 5 in Television

Can you explain why TV commercials have to be SO LOUD.
This is a very serious topic in which I am very upset about. I see no reason for this practice. They say that high decibals are very bad. They are as bad as boom boxes.. I think most people do not appreciate this. A little consideration would be in order. Thank you!

2006-09-28 15:24:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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2006-09-28 15:23:14 · 13 answers · asked by mariah 1 in Music