three unemployed blondes were out shopping one day when they found an oil lamp in a antique store. together they began rubbing it and miraculously, a genie appeared. 'I will grant you all as much intelligence as you desire,' said the genie. 'wow,' said the first blonde. I’d like to be ten times smarter than I am now,' and in a flash the genie granted her the wish. the next day the blonde got a job as a teacher. 'hmmm,' said the second blonde
I’d like to be twenty times smarter.'
'your wish is my command,' said the genie, as he blinked his eyes and granted her the wish
the next day she found a job as a nuclear physicist. 'well,' said the third blonde. 'I like things the way they are. I don’t have to go to a job and think all the time...if anything I’d rather be ten times dumber!'
'allright,' said the genie, and granted her wish
the next day she woke up and found she was a man
2006-09-28
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