Entertainment & Music - 27 September 2006

2006-09-27 06:33:02 · 7 answers · asked by Coo coo achoo 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-27 06:33:01 · 5 answers · asked by Go! 4 in Polls & Surveys

i need a jazz song ... or music involving jazz that i can really dance to for my dance class.. -help-
thanx..!=)

2006-09-27 06:32:52 · 6 answers · asked by SXCBOFA 1 in Music

Im supposed to go to this club loop for halloween where you get on a bus and it takes you to clubs. What we're really doing in celebrating my sisters bachlorette party on there. What one? http://pinupgirlclothing.com/angelcostume.html

http://pinupgirlclothing.com/gothicfairy.html

http://www.electriqueboutique.com/womens-shoes/Butterfly-Wings/C-2086.html

http://www.costumesinc.com/p8608/Snow-Fairy-Costume--Adult-Fairy-Costume.html?

http://www.halloweenmart.com/wecs.php?store=halloweenmar&action=display&target=CH01893W

(just getting ideas) or should i be something else altogether?

2006-09-27 06:32:47 · 16 answers · asked by Baby Jack born 4/5/09 4 in Polls & Surveys

i love old love songs and even some old rap songs i just downloaded doin it by L L cool j I Love old songs even oldies and country so please help me i need songs thank you

2006-09-27 06:32:35 · 8 answers · asked by ? 1 in Music

2006-09-27 06:32:33 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-27 06:32:22 · 18 answers · asked by trickyhuh 1 in Polls & Surveys

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ArMyTmDZ_FnHASS5LAjS8Gnsy6IX?qid=20060926102134AAFmQhY

2006-09-27 06:32:15 · 11 answers · asked by ????a?? ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

anyone?

2006-09-27 06:31:56 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-27 06:31:52 · 7 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........ And one

blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away..........Florida

or the moon?"

The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...?????"



CAR TROUBLE



A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says,

"What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do

that?"



SPEEDING TICKET



A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he

could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your

act together Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect

me to show it to you!"



RIVER WALK



There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde

on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You

ARE on the other side."



AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE



A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body

hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The

redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she

pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed;

likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.

Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, "You're not really a

redhead, are you? "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde" "I thought so,"

the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."



KNITTING



A highway patrolman sped up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing

at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was

knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren,

the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL

OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"



BLONDE ON THE SUN



A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We

were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"

The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You

can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"



IN A VACUUM



A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the

dice and she landed on Science &Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a

vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"

She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"



FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!



A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked

her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named

Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone

naming dogs like that?" HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch

dogs!"

2006-09-27 06:30:39 · 15 answers · asked by flicflac 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Maybe people would stop reporting out of vengence......

2006-09-27 06:30:37 · 10 answers · asked by Happi @ss 5 in Polls & Surveys

Do you often find yourself salting your finger and then licking it off?
how about mustard or ketchup on your hot dog? do you lick that off too? just curious, lol

2006-09-27 06:30:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop, where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.

She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again, for no reason."
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers?"

The red head says, "Oh sure, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."

The blonde says "Don't you have a vase?"

2006-09-27 06:29:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Those girls are really out to "win" - but what are they winning? And what the HELL are they doing creating all that drama with that man? I betcha that is not his house. Not his cars. Not his life - at all! Seriously. Anybody have the REAL story?

2006-09-27 06:29:40 · 12 answers · asked by Shesha 2 in Television

[Like Poison,Skid Row,Warrant ect..]

2006-09-27 06:29:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

What happen?
Someone set us up the bomb.
All your base are belong to us.
What you say?

2006-09-27 06:29:23 · 3 answers · asked by polishedamethyst 6 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-27 06:28:34 · 8 answers · asked by diane o 1 in Celebrities

You know how sometimes you have what you think is a good question but you submit it around the same time a bunch of other questions are going up and when you finally see yours it's buried 5 deep?

I think it would be neat (but a nightmare, I realize this) if you could choose to force your question at the top for extra time by giving up some points. Not indefinitely... just like 2 minutes or something for 50 pts. But you could only do it like twice/day.

2006-09-27 06:27:50 · 8 answers · asked by stimply 5 in Polls & Surveys

are you a mornig person or a night owl?

2006-09-27 06:26:23 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The one with the web cam that owes all that money. She sees things in the mirror and kills people without knowing it. What kind of superpower is that?

2006-09-27 06:26:08 · 8 answers · asked by That Guy 4 in Television

2006-09-27 06:26:00 · 3 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-27 06:25:51 · 12 answers · asked by ? 4 in Music

What would you choose if you had the following options? You found the perfect guy/girl 10/10 in every aspect and you are guaranteed an awesome life together. However theres a catch-he/she has a hereditary genetic disorder that everyone in that family dies at the age of 48 and you know about it. You are 18-26 yrs old and He/She is 18-26. The other option is marrying a regular spouse with regular life expectancy. What would you choose?

2006-09-27 06:25:25 · 23 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-27 06:25:16 · 9 answers · asked by Happi @ss 5 in Polls & Surveys

He always throws it in your face!

2006-09-27 06:25:09 · 8 answers · asked by melly 1 in Polls & Surveys

where would place them individually?

im not asking for evey 50 to tell me where, but just in general.

like maybe california between tokyo and china? ohio right beside india? hawaii up by the artic?

and give a reason why as well :)

2006-09-27 06:24:35 · 11 answers · asked by sueet2b 4 in Polls & Surveys

a buddy of mine that i work with was picking his nose in the bathroom and another one of our coworkers saw him. Now he is busting his chops about it. Is it really that wrong to clean house in the bathroom when you are gonna be heading to the sink in 2 seconds?

2006-09-27 06:24:35 · 12 answers · asked by amc3480 2 in Polls & Surveys

This question is on the Yahoo homepage (featured section).
Why? What does the video look like?

2006-09-27 06:24:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

the power the stripper chick has? My wife and I cannot figure it out. We've got just about everybody else, but hers.

2006-09-27 06:23:50 · 7 answers · asked by Ron B. 7 in Television