Entertainment & Music - 27 September 2006

2006-09-27 23:29:04 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

after having been asleep ??
some ppl sound like donkey and look like they r crying ..while others look fresh and sound good.

u ?

2006-09-27 23:28:56 · 24 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-27 23:28:40 · 9 answers · asked by anna 7 in Polls & Surveys

Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?

Father: Sure son, what's the question?

Son: What is politics?

Father: Well, let's use our home as an example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me capitalism. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government. We take care of your needs, so let's call you the people. We'll call the maid the working class and your baby brother we will call the future. Do you understand?

Son: I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it.

That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering the baby had soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He then went to the maid's room where, peeking through the key hole, saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheard by his father and maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to bed.

The next morning:

Son: Dad, now I think I understand politics.

Father: That's great, son. Explain it to me in your own words.

Son: Well Dad, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep. The people are being completely ignored and the future is full of ****.

2006-09-27 23:27:29 · 18 answers · asked by MS.KNOW IT ALL 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-27 23:27:29 · 21 answers · asked by Rika 4 in Polls & Surveys

To stop them falling out of bed during the night

2006-09-27 23:27:07 · 3 answers · asked by Susie2 4 in Jokes & Riddles

your ears pop so you tell the air steward/stewardess and they give you a sweet? What is the point of that- they do not work, and the last time this happened it took me ages to get it back out of my ear again.

2006-09-27 23:26:52 · 20 answers · asked by Georgie 5 in Other - Entertainment

how hard is it to handle an Ak-47 ,uzi, M4 wich one is easy shoot

2006-09-27 23:22:48 · 4 answers · asked by EZ 3 in Polls & Surveys

I know that I'm a star in my own way, but how can I get in touch with any star(musician/movie star) of my choice?.What link can I go through?

2006-09-27 23:22:43 · 9 answers · asked by blue 2 in Celebrities

2006-09-27 23:22:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-27 23:21:17 · 6 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

A female friend of mines calls me her teddy bear. She says out of all her guy friends I'm the softest. Would you see it as a good thing or a bad thing?

2006-09-27 23:21:02 · 18 answers · asked by gymfreak 2 in Polls & Surveys

♥I have one in particular that has captured my attention this morning.....

2006-09-27 23:19:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-27 23:18:31 · 6 answers · asked by Annos Z 1 in Music

I feel bad enough as it is damaging myself and polluting the air by smoking (and dont bother posting an answer if youre gonna give me a hard time about smoking!) and I ride a scooter and my crash helmet is one of the ones with no bit around your jaw so I like to smoke while riding. But why should everyone have to put up with my butts on floor- so does anyone know where i can get an ashtray for it?
Also I saw a chocolate teapot at someones house the other day and I just have to have one- does anyone know where I can get one of those too? Your help is much appreciated.

2006-09-27 23:17:54 · 22 answers · asked by Georgie 5 in Other - Entertainment

im really kinda freaked by this, i have talked to a few very small ladies this week and was really surprised at the amount of alcohol they can handle. they drink as much as me but weigh alot less than half my weight.

2006-09-27 23:16:47 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Theres a few I'd like to go to. 50s Rock n Roll era, Victorian and Roman. I'd like to be a part of it.

2006-09-27 23:15:48 · 8 answers · asked by Angelo 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-27 23:15:38 · 16 answers · asked by spongebob_fruitbat 1 in Television

on questions to ask?
I can't seem to think of anything to ask anymore. LOL
It's kinda like writers block. LOL
Does this ever happen to you?


Good day to each and every one of you.(hugs)

2006-09-27 23:14:28 · 15 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

This area is forbidden for non-smokers, thank you.

2006-09-27 23:12:56 · 11 answers · asked by Sherluck 6 in Polls & Surveys

If so what is it..

2006-09-27 23:12:27 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

its always the same......"oh its the carnival manager in a monster suit"

who would have guessed?

2006-09-27 23:11:45 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

or was it just my hand pretending it was you?

2006-09-27 23:09:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

haha... how?

2006-09-27 23:08:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-27 23:07:10 · 9 answers · asked by Noble 4 in Music

yesterday was hump day but i just masturbated instead, was that just wrong?

2006-09-27 23:06:19 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

On one side of the river you have a lion and a lettuce. On the other side you have a goat and a worm. In the middle a boat. How do you transport them so all end up on one side of the river without one eating the other? e.g. the lion eat goat. worm/goat eat lettuce etc.

2006-09-27 23:05:35 · 4 answers · asked by zorro 2 in Jokes & Riddles

And how many do you answer in one sitting ?

2006-09-27 23:04:43 · 15 answers · asked by dont try 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-27 23:02:54 · 35 answers · asked by Jules 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-09-27 23:02:09 · 12 answers · asked by gymfreak 2 in Polls & Surveys