Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?
Father: Sure son, what's the question?
Son: What is politics?
Father: Well, let's use our home as an example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me capitalism. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government. We take care of your needs, so let's call you the people. We'll call the maid the working class and your baby brother we will call the future. Do you understand?
Son: I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it.
That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering the baby had soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He then went to the maid's room where, peeking through the key hole, saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheard by his father and maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to bed.
The next morning:
Son: Dad, now I think I understand politics.
Father: That's great, son. Explain it to me in your own words.
Son: Well Dad, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep. The people are being completely ignored and the future is full of ****.
2006-09-27 23:27:29 · 18 answers · asked by MS.KNOW IT ALL 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You couldn't have said it better. Sometimes we ignore jokes that give us a true picture of who we are or what we're doing. And the joke above says it all. Government is sleeping, capitalism is screwing the working class, the future does not seem very bright and people are being ignored. But in our country, the government is fcuking capitalism, the working and the people in general. God bless our souls, Amen!
2006-09-27 23:55:28 · answer #1 · answered by Harry thePotter 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2006-09-27 23:29:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah that was pretty freaking funny. Topical humour is great. Encore!
2006-09-27 23:53:39 · answer #3 · answered by Echo Unit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I've seen it before and thought it was funny.
2006-09-27 23:30:40 · answer #4 · answered by Classy Granny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah. I don't like it. Maybe because I've heard it before, or maybe I didn't like it then. I can't remember.
2006-09-27 23:30:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It's a good one. LOL.
Have a nice evening!
2006-09-28 07:56:36 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny, the first time I heard it, (by the fifth time, not).
2006-09-27 23:29:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
k lah is quite funny hehehehe
2006-09-28 01:46:09 · answer #8 · answered by yani 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha
man u just made my day
cant stop laughing
lol
2006-09-27 23:36:26 · answer #9 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, thats pretty funny
2006-09-27 23:31:11 · answer #10 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋