Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop, where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.
She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again, for no reason."
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers?"
The red head says, "Oh sure, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says "Don't you have a vase?"
2006-09-27 06:29:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
=) Even though I'm a blonde myself, that is HILARIOUS!!!! =)
2006-09-27 06:34:16 · answer #1 · answered by kplaydaflute90 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-02 04:33:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-09-27 06:31:34 · answer #3 · answered by Sara 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-09-27 06:32:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah! I hadn't heard that one b 4...good 1
2006-09-27 06:33:40 · answer #5 · answered by His 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny, but is it true that redheads don't enjoy sex?
2006-09-27 07:16:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That one is funny! LOL. LOL.
I can just imagine that! LOL.
Have a great evening!
2006-09-27 07:46:24 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope those roses dont still have the thorns on them.
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2006-09-27 06:34:47 · answer #8 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Outstanding!!!!! You rock. Have a fantastic day.
2006-09-27 06:34:14 · answer #9 · answered by Joey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any receptacle will do I guess. Jolly good one!
2006-09-27 06:49:40 · answer #10 · answered by X factor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny and cute
2006-09-27 15:21:45 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋