Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........ And one
blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away..........Florida
or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...?????"
CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says,
"What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do
that?"
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he
could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your
act together Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect
me to show it to you!"
RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde
on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You
ARE on the other side."
AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body
hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The
redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she
pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed;
likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, "You're not really a
redhead, are you? "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde" "I thought so,"
the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
KNITTING
A highway patrolman sped up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing
at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was
knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren,
the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL
OVER!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We
were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You
can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"
IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the
dice and she landed on Science &Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a
vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked
her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named
Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone
naming dogs like that?" HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch
dogs!"
2006-09-27 06:30:39 · 15 answers · asked by flicflac 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A guy walks past a blonde in the local Mace standing staring at a carton of Pure Orange. He walks on and walks past her again later...STILL staring at the carton of juice. He asks what she is doing and she says "it says, here, look, 'Concentrate' so , like, I am".
2006-09-27 06:36:22 · answer #1 · answered by Teacher 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q. What does Dr. Bones McCoy say before he operates on the brain of a blonde?
A. "Space, the final frontier......"
2006-09-27 13:45:53 · answer #2 · answered by carson123 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Thanx for the laugh; those are some good blonde jokes.
2006-09-27 13:34:38 · answer #3 · answered by Sasha B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a blonde has a wedding and her dumb blonde friend comes to the reception.
The bride states "we're going to Jamaica for our honeymoon"
The friend states "are you driving or flying"
the bride states "you know what, I dont know"
2006-09-27 13:37:41 · answer #4 · answered by superbad~honeydip 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are great. I really loved the firast one.
2006-09-27 13:33:40 · answer #5 · answered by Sara 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny I really liked the last one and the ticket one!!
2006-09-27 13:44:16 · answer #6 · answered by DeeLicious 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They're cool
2006-09-27 13:37:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. Yes, indeed! LOL. LOL.
Have a great evening!
2006-09-27 14:41:46 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny jokes!
2006-09-27 13:56:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great jokes.
Funny ha ha.
:)
2006-09-27 14:14:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋