> 15 things a man can do at Wal-Mart -- while his wife is
> taking her damned sweet time:
>01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's
> carts when they aren't looking.
>
>02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
> intervals.
>
>03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest-
> rooms.
>
>04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone:
> 'Code 3 in Housewares' . . . and see what happens.
>
>05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on
> lay-away.
>
>06. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>
>07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department -- and tell other
> shoppers you're sleeping over; invite them in if they bring
> pillows from the Bedding Department.
>
>08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask:
> "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
>
>09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick
> your nose.
>
>10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk
> if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
>
>11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the
> theme from "Mission Impossible."
>
>12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using
> different sized funnels.
>
>13. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through,
> say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
>
>14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume
> the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices
>again!!!"
>
>And last but not least:
>
>15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while . . . then
> yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"
2006-09-27
06:42:43
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