> 15 things a man can do at Wal-Mart -- while his wife is
> taking her damned sweet time:
>01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's
> carts when they aren't looking.
>
>02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
> intervals.
>
>03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest-
> rooms.
>
>04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone:
> 'Code 3 in Housewares' . . . and see what happens.
>
>05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on
> lay-away.
>
>06. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>
>07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department -- and tell other
> shoppers you're sleeping over; invite them in if they bring
> pillows from the Bedding Department.
>
>08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask:
> "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
>
>09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick
> your nose.
>
>10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk
> if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
>
>11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the
> theme from "Mission Impossible."
>
>12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using
> different sized funnels.
>
>13. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through,
> say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
>
>14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume
> the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices
>again!!!"
>
>And last but not least:
>
>15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while . . . then
> yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"
2006-09-27 06:42:43 · 12 answers · asked by Sig 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well little bro, as a matter of fact, I don't take my sweet time, I like to get in, get the stuff, and get the hell out, especially at Wal-Mart!
2006-09-27 07:12:47 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I love it and if I make the papers by trying some of these I will post a copy in answers.
2006-09-27 06:56:55 · answer #2 · answered by brendagho 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is sooo funny! I especially like #10, that should make them a little nervous!
2006-09-27 06:49:27 · answer #3 · answered by hargonagain 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is very hilarious I really laghed and I'm still laughing
2006-09-27 06:45:44 · answer #4 · answered by Kofi A 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's awesome. I've actually done some of those.
2006-09-27 06:47:34 · answer #5 · answered by Sara 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Im not sure that a man who would do that would be married
2006-09-27 06:46:04 · answer #6 · answered by nerveserver 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sounds like fun, but do you have to be a guy
2006-09-27 06:48:25 · answer #7 · answered by chris 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so cook my kids are gonna love this one
2006-09-27 06:46:19 · answer #8 · answered by Happi @ss 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY!
2006-09-27 07:06:41 · answer #9 · answered by footballgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!
2006-09-27 06:48:22 · answer #10 · answered by ♣suzie Q♣ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋