A man walks into the woman's section of a department store
and tells the sales clerk he wants to buy a bra for his wife.
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man. "There's more than one type?"
"There are three types." replies the clerk "The Catholic
type, the Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which
one do you need?"
Still confused the man asks, "What's the difference in them?"
The clerk responds, "It's really very easy.
The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army
type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains
out of mole hills."
2006-09-27
08:51:12
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