I was just reminded of this. See if you can top it. :-)
My Ex-Boy once got really, horribly hung over, then stated, and I quote, "I think that Long Island Ice Tea was spiked."
What's the dumbest thing someone you have personally dated said or did--besides dumping you, of course?
2006-09-27 08:49:25 · 16 answers · asked by GreenEyedLilo 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
an ex girl long ago had terrible problems with stupidity, after seeing the movie "The Prophecy" where Christopher Walken plays an evil angel (of all things) where all sorts of supernatural stuff occurs, asks me with the most sincere tone when the movie ended "That was a True story?"
2006-09-27 08:56:01 · answer #1 · answered by MAX POWER 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-07 20:43:54 · answer #2 · answered by Darrel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My ex and I went to this pizza joint that sold single slices. It was at the end of the night they we closing and had two slices left. they would normally go for 1.25 but since they were closing the owner said I'll give them to y'all 2 for a dollar. My ex says "AWW why we can't get them for 50 cent a piece.
He was sober.
I just walked out the door and didn't go there for a long time.
2006-09-27 09:06:06 · answer #3 · answered by Tae Kwon 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can top that!
My ex and I were swimming in the pool with his mom once. He went inside the house to do something and I went inside a few minutes later to use the bathroom. When I stepped out of the bathroom, there was my ex with his pants down and completely exposed. I said, "What are you crazy? your mom could walk in! " He responds with, "don't worry, she's out in the pool." No sooner had he finished his sentence when the door opened, and there was my ex, pants down and completely embarrassed!
She knew I had nothing to do with his little practical joke and she was so mad at him!
2006-09-27 08:56:17 · answer #4 · answered by Danielle M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was considering going to Jamaica for a trip with my college, and he freaked out, and said his mom needed him. The next thing I know it's 11 at night, he calls back and he's wasted, listening to my favorite cd and whining about how I was leaving him and he would never be the same way without me. The best part... the trip was for 5 days.
2006-09-27 09:08:23 · answer #5 · answered by GoodJob 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He tried to sleep with me after I started dating someone else. He was at my house while I was washing my car. I thought he had went home (4houses down) and I went inside to take a shower. The next thing I know, the shower curtain opened and he climbed in naked! Ewww!. I got out as fast as I could, and he followed me to my room and tried to get some! That's just nasty when you are so not interested in the guy anymore.
I topped it!
2006-09-27 08:57:58 · answer #6 · answered by ~SSIRREN~ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO.. to many to name about how stupid mine was.. and that was pretty funny.. I think My Long Island Iced Tea was spiked... hilarious.. what an idiot
2006-09-27 08:52:29 · answer #7 · answered by Clints_wench 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
She once said that bats & owls don't really exist, as she had never seen 1 & figured they were made up by fiction writers!
2006-09-27 08:53:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
wow. ok, i am totally serious about this.
this guy i went out with was shaving his chest (i dont know why...) and his room mate flushed the toilet, which made the water really cold for a sec. and he shaved off his nipple! it was so gross! he just had a hole!
once it grew back, he told me that it hadnt totally grown back, every time it's cold the one perks, and the other does'nt!
it was sooo gross!
2006-09-27 08:53:32 · answer #9 · answered by stoneagequeen1 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
we were in her bedroom hanging out (we were in highschool) she was holding her bong in her hand and talking to me. she must had forgotten she was holding this big bong full of nasty water in her hand, because she decided to do a backflip to get on her bed, causing old black bongwater to spill all over her head and all over her face lmao i just stood there speechless like "did you really just do that!" lol
my first and LAST boyfriend would randomly start cutting himself in front of me ew!
and last but not least my first gf was talking about hot topic (you know that store..) and she said "huh huh hot topic like hot pocket heh heeh" ahahahhaha i still can't get over how retarded that was !
2006-09-27 09:32:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋