Entertainment & Music - 27 September 2006

Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a phone call.

The other three were discussing their children while walking to the first tee.

"My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful, in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."

The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend two brand new cars as a gift."

The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny are, and ask what line of work his son is in.

"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay."

As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two new cars, and a big stock portfolio."

2006-09-27 09:01:11 · 14 answers · asked by melinda 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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If there was no internet, t.v or radio..what would you be doing right now?

2006-09-27 09:00:00 · 28 answers · asked by Diana 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Are you going to vote in November?

What is the most pressing issue you feel compelled to vote on? I think we need to seriously rethink congress. Also, I live in Ohio, and they are trying to get slot machines for revenue for schools which is an excellent idea.

2006-09-27 08:59:10 · 14 answers · asked by jagerchick80 4 in Polls & Surveys

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does any one know any great songs or new songz that are out.?

2006-09-27 08:58:59 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Ladies...if you came over? (3)?

What should I lay on the table?

2006-09-27 08:58:45 · 21 answers · asked by Chistiaŋ 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Is it Just me?

Dont you hate when you ask a question and then people want to answer you with something thats irrelevant to the question? For istance if i ask whos better tupac or biggie i hate when people say (neither i dont like rap) then dont answer my question idont know maybe its just me

2006-09-27 08:58:42 · 9 answers · asked by sammgrier 1 in Music

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Have u ever clogged up the toilet in the office at work??

by means of #2 of course
I flushed 3 times and nothing.
I had to break out the bowl scrubber and poke at it a few times.
It finally went down.

What would you do in this situation?
Should I have left it there for my boss? (yanno, like an early x-mas gift)

2006-09-27 08:58:22 · 9 answers · asked by DaDirtySouth 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you have a "Prada" wearer, literally and/or figuratively in your office.?

2006-09-27 08:58:03 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Latinos--need some good music to dance to! Who else sounds like Chelo?

Who knows of any good music like the stuff Chelo puts out? Kind of salsa-fusion, latino dance music?

2006-09-27 08:57:16 · 1 answers · asked by Lindsay 3 in Music

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I have one twix bar and 4 butterfingers, which should I eat first?

I'm leaning towards twix because of its inner foil wrapper.

2006-09-27 08:56:44 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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who's hotter shakira , pussycat dolls and cassie?

2006-09-27 08:56:40 · 8 answers · asked by pinkygirl m 3 in Music

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Which is better?

Finally getting to pee after holding it for way too long or getting a really good deep night's sleep?

2006-09-27 08:56:02 · 17 answers · asked by jagerchick80 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you have a prayer request?

2006-09-27 08:55:36 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Which way do you hang, to the left, right, or straight down?

The question is aimed at men, but anybody can answer.

2006-09-27 08:54:57 · 15 answers · asked by Kango Man 5 in Polls & Surveys

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I have 2 autographs( see details) r they worth anything?

About 10 years ago in my party days I got Lars Ulrich ( Metallica) 's autograph on a piece of lines paper ( It was crumpled though) and David Lee Roth on a ciggarette cover. Just wondering if they would be worth anything at all?

2006-09-27 08:54:54 · 11 answers · asked by JewelsH 2 in Music

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Do you think T.O.'s overdose was a cry for help?

I just watched the press conference T.O. did about the pain medication overdose. I was wondering if people think he was really trying to commit suicide, crying for help, or just trying to get attention.

2006-09-27 08:54:52 · 10 answers · asked by jayson 2 in Polls & Surveys

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