Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a phone call.
The other three were discussing their children while walking to the first tee.
"My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful, in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."
The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend two brand new cars as a gift."
The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.
As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny are, and ask what line of work his son is in.
"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay."
As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two new cars, and a big stock portfolio."
2006-09-27 09:01:11 · 14 answers · asked by melinda 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG i loved ittt there is no way u made that up
2006-09-27 09:37:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
CUTE!! But what grave did you dig this up from? this Joke is older then the mountains! and has only been posted On answeres about 10 times in the last 2 weeks!!
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2006-09-28 01:22:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
That joke is divalicious. Two Snaps Up.
2006-09-27 16:06:42 · answer #3 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the way to put smart alec people in their places!
2006-09-27 16:06:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
that's funny!!!!
10/10
2006-09-27 17:15:36 · answer #5 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he a funny classic joke
2006-09-27 16:12:55 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm funny
2006-09-27 16:06:10 · answer #7 · answered by syed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, but I saw that one coming.
2006-09-27 16:08:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is wayyyyy funny!
2006-09-27 16:06:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it!
2006-09-27 16:17:48 · answer #10 · answered by jayson 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋