Bob was watching a documentary about the French Revolution with his wife, but after a day's work he was tired and began to fall asleep.
His tiredness combined with the program that he was watching and began dreaming about the French Revolution. In his dream he was being held captive in a cell and suffering numerous tortures, after this a guardian came in and tied him taking him to the infamous guillotine.
He was placed in the contraption and the blade was raised, his body shaking with fear and nervous beyond imagination since the sensations where very real. A quick release and a steely *snick* and the blade began to fall.
Back on the real world, Ann was afraid something was wrong with Bob since he was shaking and mumbling so nervously. So she tried to wake him up tapping the back of his neck. Unfortunately the tap on his neck concided with the touch of the blade in Bob's dream and this made him wake up so fast so sudden that the fear gave him a heart attack and died immediately.
2006-09-26
09:39:50
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