Entertainment & Music - 26 September 2006

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."
The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.

The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."

The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.

Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."

Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning!"

2006-09-26 09:19:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'm just wondering what is a good rock, hard rock, metal, or heavy metal song? Thank you! :D ^^

2006-09-26 09:19:44 · 20 answers · asked by videogames012 2 in Music

Is he really dead? i have searched the net and can't find any solid info. Does anyone know? Thanks in advance.
PS: Answers like i don't know, soaps are stupid, who cares, etc etc etc are NOT answers and will be reporte as such. Thank you.

2006-09-26 09:19:08 · 2 answers · asked by purple dove 5 in Television

tastes the best?

2006-09-26 09:18:49 · 17 answers · asked by badgurl 5 in Polls & Surveys

I have always fdreamed of being one, and I dont know exactly what to do. But do you think I would fit as one? I know you dont know me, im just asking

2006-09-26 09:18:28 · 13 answers · asked by Julian S 1 in Celebrities

Examples would be 42nd Second Street, Easter Parade with Judy Garland and Fred Ester.

2006-09-26 09:18:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm-room bed after just having sex. The guy lies on his side of the bed and rests. The girl rolls to her side of the bed and says to herself, "I finally did it! I'm no longer a virgin."
The guy overhears her talking to herself and asks, "Are you saying you lost your virginity to me?"

"Well," the girl explains, "I always wanted to wait until I was with the man I love to lose my virginity."

Astounded, the guy replies, "So you really love me?"

"Oh God no!" the girl says. "I just got sick of waiting."

2006-09-26 09:18:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My thoughts are these guys are numb as numb can get some funny some gross. What is your opinion?

2006-09-26 09:17:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

the time had come. aliens were going to blow up earth in five minutes. a group of friends were forlornly sharing a meal together, knowing it was the last time they would ever see each other. the only woman of the group suddenly said, 'is there one last chance for me to be a real woman?' one of the guys answered, 'sure, honey,' and taking off his shirt he said, 'iron this.'

2006-09-26 09:16:34 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Rule One: I am aware that it is concidered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off your hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are idiots. Still, I want to be fair. You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants 10 sizes to big, and I will not object. However, to ensure that your pants do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place at your waist.
Rule Two: I'm sure that you have been told that in today's world sex without a barrier can be deadly. Let me elaborate: When it comes to sex, I am the barrier and I will kill you.
Rule Three: I have no doubt the you are a popular fellow, with many oppurtunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my daughter, you will continue to date no one but her until she is through with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Four: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not fidget and complain. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup -- a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there why don't you do something useful, like change the oil in my car?
Rule Five: The following places are not approporiate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are sofas, beds or anything softer than a wooden stool or folding chair; places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight; places where there is darkness; places where the ambient temperature would induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts or anything other than overalls, a sweater and a goose down parka, zipped up to her chin. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.
Rule 6: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been, but on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless God of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule 7: Be careful, be very careful. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When the flashbacks start, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean my guns as I sit at home waiting for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway, you should exit your car, with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safetly and early, then return to your car. There is no need for you to come inside. The camoflauged face in the window is mine

2006-09-26 09:16:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-26 09:16:18 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-26 09:16:07 · 15 answers · asked by Jayy 1 in Other - Entertainment

I know the guy has a space there.

2006-09-26 09:16:04 · 1 answers · asked by themojoman_dj 1 in Other - Entertainment

If you think this is gross, then don't answer the question. I am in a very silly mood today.

2006-09-26 09:16:02 · 8 answers · asked by dolphinluver22000 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-26 09:15:19 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

called you bay bay?

2006-09-26 09:15:11 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-26 09:14:53 · 18 answers · asked by ????a?? ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-26 09:14:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I'm going to have a movie night with my boyfriend . It's just going to be me and him. What are good scary movies and funny movies. Please help. Thanks.

2006-09-26 09:14:23 · 5 answers · asked by kitty 6 in Movies

A woman woke up in the middle of the night and her husband was not in the bed. She heard him in the living room sobbing and weeping like mad.
She asked him, ''Honey, what is wrong?''

He replied, ''Well, remember when you were 15 and I was 19, and you got pregnant, and your father said I either have to marry you or go to jail for having sex with a minor?

Well, this is the day I would have gotten out of prison.''

2006-09-26 09:14:04 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

THIS FAT WOMAN THAT I WORK WITH IS HAVING HER BIRTHDAY SOON. AND SOME BUDDIES AND I WANT TO GIVE HER AN EXTRA SPECIAL PRESENT. WE ARE PLANNING A NICE SURPRISE FOR IT. THAT DAY WHEN SHE WALKS IN WE ARE GOING TO HIDE ON THE ROOF OF THE BUILDING AND EGG HER AS SHE WALKS IN. THEN WHEN SHE LEAVES AND COMES BACK FROM GETTING HER MCDONALD'S FIX WE'LL EGG HER THEN TOO. AND THEN WHEN SHE LEAVES FOR THE DAY, YOU GUESSED IT, WE'LL EGG HER ONE MORE TIME. HOW GREAT IS THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!

2006-09-26 09:14:03 · 16 answers · asked by MR. RETARDO VIII 2 in Polls & Surveys

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should i go for this guy instead?

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2006-09-26 09:14:02 · 6 answers · asked by ????a?? ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

I think whoever made that quote up was the very first person to invent and smoke crack. What about you?

2006-09-26 09:13:36 · 14 answers · asked by Naddo 3 in Polls & Surveys

I want it to look cool and my work is not pickey on what we can or cannot put up as long as it is not offensive to others.
Any Ideas? I am open to any suggestions. Please, I pretty much live in it and I want it to look good....

2006-09-26 09:13:02 · 2 answers · asked by T agent 3 in Other - Entertainment

If you were not married, but in a relationship and another female was interested in you, would you want that female to approach you and let you know how she feels even though you are taken, or is it a waste of time?

2006-09-26 09:12:06 · 28 answers · asked by Venus 3 in Polls & Surveys

Isn't she great?

2006-09-26 09:12:02 · 12 answers · asked by mountaingirl88 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-26 09:11:58 · 10 answers · asked by ????a?? ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

1) If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.
2) How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized?
3) My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.
4) If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then could I meet you between the holidays?
5) How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.

2006-09-26 09:11:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-26 09:11:50 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-26 09:11:47 · 2 answers · asked by Jayy 1 in Other - Entertainment