THIS FAT WOMAN THAT I WORK WITH IS HAVING HER BIRTHDAY SOON. AND SOME BUDDIES AND I WANT TO GIVE HER AN EXTRA SPECIAL PRESENT. WE ARE PLANNING A NICE SURPRISE FOR IT. THAT DAY WHEN SHE WALKS IN WE ARE GOING TO HIDE ON THE ROOF OF THE BUILDING AND EGG HER AS SHE WALKS IN. THEN WHEN SHE LEAVES AND COMES BACK FROM GETTING HER MCDONALD'S FIX WE'LL EGG HER THEN TOO. AND THEN WHEN SHE LEAVES FOR THE DAY, YOU GUESSED IT, WE'LL EGG HER ONE MORE TIME. HOW GREAT IS THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
2006-09-26 09:14:03 · 16 answers · asked by MR. RETARDO VIII 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Lead her up to the roof with a dunkin donut box. Throw the box off of the roof. I bet she will follow...
Make sure to move your car first.. :)
2006-09-26 09:32:22 · answer #1 · answered by TropicalSun 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why settle? You need some added value for this special lady. Here's the plan:
Go to the store and by your eggs as needed. Also purchase feta cheese,green peppers, tomatoes, onion and mushrooms. Dice and let rot. Throw it all!!!! It's her special day!! Splurge a little.
Oh, wait a minute, she'll probably gather it all up to make a denver omelet. Never mind.
2006-09-26 16:28:09 · answer #2 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That would be a really nice thing to do for her on her birthday! I wish my friends would have done that to me! :)
2006-09-26 16:25:41 · answer #3 · answered by elizabethxoxo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds childish, rude and insensitive to me. I so hope that someone 'does unto you' as you would do unto others one day! Its people like you that make this world a hurtful place.
2006-09-26 16:18:14 · answer #4 · answered by intenseone 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Mr Retardo? I wonder where you got that name from? Picking up trash for community service isnt really a "job"
2006-09-26 16:26:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Rofl!!!! Awesome!
2006-09-26 20:53:22 · answer #6 · answered by It'sMe23 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are an A$%hole. I hope thats a BAD joke.
2006-09-26 16:19:40 · answer #7 · answered by black mamba 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You must be working at a sweat shop because it is against the law to employ IMMATURE 14 year olds..........
2006-09-26 16:22:18 · answer #8 · answered by Sexxssay? 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
your name fits very well with your attitude and personality, Mr. Retardo
i really hope that you have enough sense not to do that, but if you don't, god help you, i hope you can live with yourself, jerk, i mean, Mr. Retardo
2006-09-26 16:18:06 · answer #9 · answered by jenny s 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
that has to be one of the rudest things i've ever heard
2006-09-26 16:16:37 · answer #10 · answered by shoutyk 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋