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One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."
The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.

The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."

The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.

Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."

Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning!"

2006-09-26 09:19:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

for those women that type and whats the question um look its in the joke section you want questions go elsewhere ty and have a great day

2006-09-26 10:56:11 · update #1

11 answers

very funny.....hahahahahaha.this is a good one

2006-09-26 09:23:06 · answer #1 · answered by sweetangel1328 3 · 1 0

That's a good one! Good punchline.
Life's Lovely! Love & Live Life!

2006-09-26 22:29:07 · answer #2 · answered by Starreply 6 · 0 0

To be more clear, indicate that the grandparents where from the mother side.

2006-09-26 16:25:54 · answer #3 · answered by FaJita 1 · 0 0

That's funny! I didn't see that punchline coming at all!

2006-09-26 16:23:06 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0 0

an oldie but a goodie ♥

2006-09-26 16:53:53 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

didnt see that one coming. that was funny.

2006-09-26 16:30:25 · answer #6 · answered by butterfly 5 · 0 0

cute

2006-09-26 16:23:53 · answer #7 · answered by megamom 2 · 0 0

ha ha ha ha!
gotta tell my uncle this one, but he's a postman, whatever!
♣

2006-09-26 17:04:43 · answer #8 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0 0

haha that is halarios

2006-09-26 17:07:55 · answer #9 · answered by me..and no one else 2 · 0 0

lol...

funny!!

2006-09-26 17:04:14 · answer #10 · answered by woohooo 4 · 0 0

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