1) If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.
2) How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized?
3) My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.
4) If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then could I meet you between the holidays?
5) How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.
2006-09-26 09:11:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1) Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
2) Your feet must be tired!!Youve been running through my mind all day
3) Do you sleep on your stomach? No can I?
4) Im new in town...Can I have directions to your house
5) Did u clean your pants with Windex? I can see myself in them
2006-09-26 09:20:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Alright
2006-09-26 16:45:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I absolutely LOVE #5
2006-09-26 16:17:25 · answer #3 · answered by 4eyed zombie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#3 had me rolling on the floor laughing!
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2006-09-26 16:59:07 · answer #4 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoa lol funny â¥
2006-09-26 17:00:09 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋