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Bob was watching a documentary about the French Revolution with his wife, but after a day's work he was tired and began to fall asleep.
His tiredness combined with the program that he was watching and began dreaming about the French Revolution. In his dream he was being held captive in a cell and suffering numerous tortures, after this a guardian came in and tied him taking him to the infamous guillotine.
He was placed in the contraption and the blade was raised, his body shaking with fear and nervous beyond imagination since the sensations where very real. A quick release and a steely *snick* and the blade began to fall.
Back on the real world, Ann was afraid something was wrong with Bob since he was shaking and mumbling so nervously. So she tried to wake him up tapping the back of his neck. Unfortunately the tap on his neck concided with the touch of the blade in Bob's dream and this made him wake up so fast so sudden that the fear gave him a heart attack and died immediately.

2006-09-26 09:39:50 · 15 answers · asked by Mauros12 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Clarification: Ann is Bob's wife

2006-09-26 09:56:16 · update #1

Thanks just_mike for clearing that out....hmm. That indeed is wrong but not quite the answer im going for. This IS a riddle and the answer's pretty silly. Let's see what you guys say

2006-09-26 10:23:44 · update #2

15 answers

~~whats wrong ... ?~~

how do we know what he was dreaming if he died ?

2006-09-26 16:58:15 · answer #1 · answered by slaboochie 4 · 0 0

I don't know what the answer is, but I don't think Just_Mike has it either.

The guillotine became famous (and acquired its name) in France at the time of the French Revolution. However, guillotine-like devices, such as the Halifax Gibbet and Scottish Maiden seen on the right, existed and were used for executions in several European countries long before the French Revolution.

2006-09-26 10:12:53 · answer #2 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0 0

The guillotine came after the French Revolution.

2006-09-26 10:05:21 · answer #3 · answered by Mike 3 · 1 0

definite. i changed into about to purchase this before abused horse Fergie, it changed into 9 years in the past and she or he had suposedly in no way kicked anybody, so we did not imagine she may attempt to damage absolutely everyone because the owner reported she hadn't in the previous. nicely, the owner turned right into a liar. i changed into untacking Fergie on go ties and the barn proprietor walked purchase with a bucket of grain. fergie slammed my barn proprietor into the stall, exceeded on to the great beyond out of her fingers with both legs sending it flying,the owner then moved to the side and she or he swung her butt and kicked with both legs back. the owner changed into no longer damage yet furious! She disciplined Fergie as neccisary yet Fergie wasn't even phased she merely stood there without even being concerned about what had merely occured. the subsequent day Fergie went lower back to the position she got here from, as i'm merely a more advantageous begginner at maximum and that i does no longer choose an aggressive animal as my first horse!!!!

2016-12-02 03:02:56 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

There were no cameras in the French Revolution to film a Documentary, it would have to be a re-enactment of events.

2006-09-26 12:23:29 · answer #5 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 1 0

I think Just_Mike got it, if you were going for a serious answer in jokes and riddles. Otherwise, I'd say that what's wrong with the story is where it's categorized.

I'm not sure what exactly you're looking for.

2006-09-26 10:09:50 · answer #6 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0 0

whats wrong with the story? bob just killed hisself fot crying out loud lol

im glad this isnt real it wouldnt have been funny

2006-09-26 10:09:58 · answer #7 · answered by lovelaungauge 4 · 0 0

What's wrong?!?! What's wrong?!?! His wife killed him for crying out loud thats whats wrong!! omg that is hella weeeird man whered youg et dat story nyway?

2006-09-26 10:36:13 · answer #8 · answered by Cracker <3 Beaner Bear 2 · 0 0

Where did Ann come from?

2006-09-26 09:54:44 · answer #9 · answered by kim 2 · 0 0

What's wrong with this story... What's wrong with this story??? Bob got fukced up that's what's wrong!

2006-09-26 09:51:13 · answer #10 · answered by Jakkie F 2 · 0 0

Guardian should be guard BTW.

2006-09-26 10:13:25 · answer #11 · answered by HeartBreakKid 2 · 0 0

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