Over the weekend my wife was working in the garden while I was grilling hamburgers out on the deck. As she was bending over pulling weeds, I said, ''Hey honey, you're getting fat. Your butt is huge. I'll bet it's as wide as the gas grill.''
She didn't believe me so I got out a yardstick and measured the grill, then her butt.
''Yep,'' I said,'' just what I thought, just about the same size.''
Anyway, she got mad and went inside the house and wouldn't talk to me for the rest of the day.
Later, when it was time to go to bed, I cuddled up to her and tried to "make-up".
I said, "How about it, honey?” Want to make-up?”
Well, she turned her back to me and gave me the cold shoulder!
''What's the matter?'' I asked.
She replied... ''You don't think I'm going to fire up this big A$$ grill just for one little old weenie, do you?''
What the hell?
2006-09-25
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