Superman's had a hard week of fighting crime in Metropolis and is ready for some fun. So Friday afternoon, he looks up his pals Batman and Spiderman to see if they're up for going on the prowl that evening. Both turn him down on account of prior commitments, and Superman is pretty ticked. As he's flying around the stratosphere letting off steam, he spots Wonder Woman lying on her back stark naked sunbathing on the beach.
"Hey," he thinks, "I'm Superman and I don't need those two clowns to have a good time. I can just fly down there at the speed of light, catch a quickie, and fly away before she knows what happened."
So, Superman zips down, takes advantage of the situation and flies away at the speed of light.
Wonder Woman says, "What the hell was that?"
The Invisible Man says, "I don't know but it hurt like hell."
2006-09-25 03:45:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMFG!!!! that is hella funny
2006-09-25 04:26:32 · answer #1 · answered by lokalangel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
while in the restroom of the Daily Planet,Superman writes on the stall wall, Batman is a wuss
the next day written under it Batman writes,
Superman is Clark Kent
2006-09-26 00:40:29 · answer #2 · answered by Robert 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny lmao
2006-09-25 03:50:34 · answer #3 · answered by jack 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dats quite a funny one now!!
2006-09-25 03:57:17 · answer #4 · answered by Wiseguy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really funny! Great!
2006-09-25 03:52:27 · answer #5 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was just on 5 min. ago! get some new ones can you?
2006-09-25 03:50:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great! Do you have somemore?
2006-09-25 03:59:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great. LOL!
2006-09-25 03:48:09 · answer #8 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a SUPER joke!
hehe...
2006-09-25 03:54:36 · answer #9 · answered by James N 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved it! SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-25 05:08:58 · answer #10 · answered by LIN 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋