Over the weekend my wife was working in the garden while I was grilling hamburgers out on the deck. As she was bending over pulling weeds, I said, ''Hey honey, you're getting fat. Your butt is huge. I'll bet it's as wide as the gas grill.''
She didn't believe me so I got out a yardstick and measured the grill, then her butt.
''Yep,'' I said,'' just what I thought, just about the same size.''
Anyway, she got mad and went inside the house and wouldn't talk to me for the rest of the day.
Later, when it was time to go to bed, I cuddled up to her and tried to "make-up".
I said, "How about it, honey?” Want to make-up?”
Well, she turned her back to me and gave me the cold shoulder!
''What's the matter?'' I asked.
She replied... ''You don't think I'm going to fire up this big A$$ grill just for one little old weenie, do you?''
What the hell?
2006-09-25 03:37:15 · 16 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I suppose you think your photo avatar is funny? Its not!
As for your lame question I suppose you sit there all day thinking these things up so you can get wise a$S answers to your pathetic questions? If in fact your question did happen then your just completely stupid in my opinion.
2006-09-25 03:42:00 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Kazz♥ 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
This is where you went terribly wrong, ''Hey honey, you're getting fat. Your butt is huge. I'll bet it's as wide as the gas grill" never say that even if she is your wife.
2006-09-25 10:41:49 · answer #2 · answered by ivan j 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG! Are you kidding? You guys never learn do you ? What ever in your mind made you think that you would get away with saying such a thing. That was by far the last thing that she needed to her you say. That was insenstive and down right mean of you. Is this how you show her that you love her for who she is? I think not, you blew it. It's going to take a lot more than just an I'm sorry for that remark. I' m a big woman and my fiance love me regardles bedsides in stead of putting me down over my looks he's encouraging me to do whatever I want to do to look and feel better about myself. He says it my choice not his. I'm going to do it cause I want to be sexy and feel sexy and I will. Besides I'm tired of being this way it's time for a change. Don't you ever tell her things like that again you insensative fool!
2006-09-25 10:47:06 · answer #3 · answered by friend 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hahah aaaaahh Timmy, u crack me up all the time!
Maybe she wants a little old weenie in her big @ss grill AND a few fish FINGERS in the front oven?
2006-09-25 10:40:11 · answer #4 · answered by Jazz 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Touche'
2006-09-25 10:39:01 · answer #5 · answered by Annie R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i read something like this already but you sure as hell put a good twist on it. i can't stop laughing.
thanks alot dude.
2006-09-25 10:44:37 · answer #6 · answered by katz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this sounds like more of a joke than anything, dont make jokes about life, and if its not a joke, your wife is your other half, treat her as you would treat yourself dont be a jerk, wow
2006-09-25 10:39:29 · answer #7 · answered by bassist_of_light 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL
don't you just love Mondays?
2006-09-25 10:39:08 · answer #8 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-09-25 10:39:51 · answer #9 · answered by Sentient6 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I DON'T KNOW. SEEMS LIKE YOU WERE BEING HONEST WITH YOUR WIFE.
2006-09-25 10:43:17 · answer #10 · answered by MR. RETARDO VIII 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋