Man escapes from prison after 15 yrs,breaks into a house & finds a couple in bed. He makes the guy get out of bed and ties him to a chair.While tying up the wife kisses her neck then goes to the bathroom.
Hubby tells his wifeListen this guy is an escaped convict and is desperate for a woman. Do what ever he wants, don't resist, no matter how it nauseates you.This guy is dangerous & if he gets angry he may kill us. I saw him kiss your neck, he wants sex. Be strong honey, I'll always love you.
The wife replied, "He wasn't kissing my neck.He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you too.
2006-09-25
18:05:12
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