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My mother in law farted so loud you can hear it one the video tape.
I went from crying to laughing so hard i spite on my husband..
So now when i show my wedding video to people i have to explain what that noise was....

2006-09-25 17:56:21 · 11 answers · asked by bllnickie 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

11 answers

LOL I'm sorry that was funny LOL your poor mom LOL
The only crazy thing that happened at mine was
I broke my foot 4 hours before the wedding with the video recorder, i dropped It and tried to catch it with my foot and no time to go to the hospital.
All my crazy relatives took all the wedding rings, the fake ones you use to deco with that i had so carefully tied to the trinkets we were giving away and used them as earrings, nose rings, where ever they could put them on their face, it was hilarious looking.
We had the reception at my ranch so i noticed, no one had fed the horses, me being the good mom wedding dress, broken foot and all went down to feed them...Alfalfa hay all over me (it was windy) and i drug my train, which would stay busseled (sp) over horse urine and horse poo...Needless to say i changed real quick...LOL

2006-09-25 18:16:39 · answer #1 · answered by ABBYsMom 7 · 2 0

The week of the wedding my wife lost the nail on her ring finger. The day before the wedding her hair highlights came out bright red. After the wedding she had her period and a migrane. At 2am there was a false firealarm in the hotel.
Other than that it was pure bliss.

2006-09-25 18:06:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I got on stage with the band and sang a really drunk version of Johnny Cash Folsum prison blues just like the Man in Black. The girls all ran up the the stage like I was Elvis or the Beatles.

2006-09-25 18:00:28 · answer #3 · answered by nicksriders 3 · 0 0

The limo stopped to %. me up from my mom and dad to take me to the ceremony...and because it rounded the corner the tire blew out! had to await the driving force to alter the tire. The night earlier the marriage a groomsmen broke his leg...had to hobble down the isle... the hoop bearer did not prefer to renounce the jewelry, he have been given mad and only approximately began to cry! My husband tousled the wording to the vows slightly...it grow to be stunning. And to suited it off I positioned the hoop on his incorrect hand!! usual the whole undertaking grow to be a great number of relaxing, everybody laughed at our little "issues"...makes for stable storytelling.

2016-10-01 09:09:43 · answer #4 · answered by milak 4 · 0 0

I have that one beat. My husband isn't religious at all, and wasn't willing to get baptized so we couldn't get married in a church. That and to save money, so we could go on an awesome honeymoon, we got married at the court house. While the judge was saying all that mumbo jumbo, the court security cops came barging in with an inmate, all in handcuffs and ankle cuffs all dressed in orange. We had to finish our the remaining 15 minutes of the 'ceremony' with an inmate- there for beating his wife- watching us. It was lovely. Have him on pictures and video tape.. I was so horrified at the time, but now that I think back on it, it was so funny and a great story to tell the kids and grandkids.

2006-09-25 18:03:09 · answer #5 · answered by Jessica 6 · 3 0

we had a bomb scare..............the then hubby and I had gone home to get changed and on the way back saw all these police in and around.............so there I am going up the stairs and this REALLY cute police man stopped me..............dont KNOW why but I assumed that it was a stripper gram organised by my mates....................ok so one NOT happy police man later and it finally sunk in that it was real....so we did the conga to a nearby hotel who REALLY stepped up and threw open a private bar for us to hold up in whilst they brought the bomb dogs to check it out.................

So pretty much everyone once it was given the ALL clear got ripped arsed drunk and had a ball.

Pity the marriage did not last but it sure was a good party lol lol

UPDATE to the person that emailed me and said this was bogus please feel free to look it up in the News of the World paper 8th Feb same year as Di married Charles..................

2006-09-25 18:08:00 · answer #6 · answered by candy g 7 · 0 0

My wife interrupted the Minister during the vows with "I will" She was anxious, I guess. During the kiss the minister said" no tongue." He forgot our last name as he was announcing us as man and wife.

2006-09-25 18:03:30 · answer #7 · answered by Red Yeti 5 · 0 0

Well.....My wife was feeling playful, and when I took her garter off she wasn't wearing any panties so "it" is plainly visible in the video.

2006-09-25 18:04:20 · answer #8 · answered by hott.dawg™ 6 · 3 0

I have never been wed

2006-09-25 18:02:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I got married, since then it was all one joke!!!!

2006-09-25 17:58:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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