Man escapes from prison after 15 yrs,breaks into a house & finds a couple in bed. He makes the guy get out of bed and ties him to a chair.While tying up the wife kisses her neck then goes to the bathroom.
Hubby tells his wifeListen this guy is an escaped convict and is desperate for a woman. Do what ever he wants, don't resist, no matter how it nauseates you.This guy is dangerous & if he gets angry he may kill us. I saw him kiss your neck, he wants sex. Be strong honey, I'll always love you.
The wife replied, "He wasn't kissing my neck.He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you too.
2006-09-25 18:05:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha i absolutely love that one!! very nice!!
2006-09-25 19:19:19 · answer #1 · answered by lizalie23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-02 02:04:14 · answer #2 · answered by ganiban 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Serves him right!!
That's funny
2006-09-25 18:08:22 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
bee strong honey...eye love you brow...
2006-09-25 18:11:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2006-09-25 18:09:59 · answer #5 · answered by Eli_86 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your prank have made me smile.
thanks
2006-09-25 18:15:05 · answer #6 · answered by nicel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-25 18:19:58 · answer #7 · answered by A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO
2006-09-25 18:07:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
FU NA!!!!
2006-09-25 18:07:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋