Little Timmy went to the front of the class, picked up a piece of chalk and made a dot on the chalkboard then sat back with a smug look and arms crossed. Teacher asked,"What is that"? Timmy answered "a period". Teacher said "whats exciting about that?" Timmy said"heck if I know,but this morning my sister was missing one and Mommy fainted ,Daddy cried and the man next door shot his self."
2006-09-25
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