Two days we went to the hospital to have our baby delivered. Upon arrival, the doc said that he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of my wife’s labor pain to me.
He asked us if we were willing to try it out. (I didn’t really want to but I agreed anyway.)
Well, the doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that would probably be more pain than I had ever experienced.
As my wife’s labor progressed, she asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up to 20% pain transfer. I still felt fine.
The doctor even checked my vitals and was amazed at how well I was doing.
At this point my wife decided to try for 50%. I still felt nothing.
This machine was obviously helping out my wife considerably, so she asked the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to me. Still fine.
Anyway, my wife delivered our baby with virtually no pain.
To make a long story short… when we arrived home a few days later we found the mailman dead on their porch.
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2006-09-23
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