Two days we went to the hospital to have our baby delivered. Upon arrival, the doc said that he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of my wife’s labor pain to me.
He asked us if we were willing to try it out. (I didn’t really want to but I agreed anyway.)
Well, the doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that would probably be more pain than I had ever experienced.
As my wife’s labor progressed, she asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up to 20% pain transfer. I still felt fine.
The doctor even checked my vitals and was amazed at how well I was doing.
At this point my wife decided to try for 50%. I still felt nothing.
This machine was obviously helping out my wife considerably, so she asked the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to me. Still fine.
Anyway, my wife delivered our baby with virtually no pain.
To make a long story short… when we arrived home a few days later we found the mailman dead on their porch.
Hmmm...
2006-09-23 09:25:30 · 15 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
on THE porch... sorry! Typo!
2006-09-23 09:30:09 · update #1
Did you at least get your mail delivered.
2006-09-23 09:42:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA!!! LOL that is a very good joke.
For the people that don't get it: IT MEANT THAT THE FATHER WAS THE MAILMAN!!!
2006-09-23 16:27:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL sounds like you need to have a talk with your wife...LOL...sounds a little suspicious to me...at least you didn't feel any pain...LOL
2006-09-23 16:30:15 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
what? what what??
What does the porchman have to do with your wife giving birth and your child??
I don't get it!
Congrats, by the way!
You gotta explain it more
2006-09-23 16:32:30 · answer #4 · answered by Katelynn 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You certainly have a lot of things happen to you, don't ya, little guy?
2006-09-23 16:33:39 · answer #5 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's too funny! I love it. Poor you, or poor mailman?
2006-09-23 16:30:50 · answer #6 · answered by ~SSIRREN~ 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
U R SILLY.... I JUST HAD TO LAUGH....... SO WAS THAT THE MAILMANS BABY???? WATCH THAT WIFE.....SILLLY JOKE
2006-09-23 18:09:04 · answer #7 · answered by TANNER GIRL 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA !
That is good. Wish that could really happen.
2006-09-23 18:38:43 · answer #8 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA....it went start to the DADDY, huh? good one!!
you know what they say, "Mama's baby... Daddy's......maybe?!"
2006-09-24 12:59:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know if your wife can be tried.... but your killin me!!
2006-09-23 21:27:43 · answer #10 · answered by robertonduty 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋