When a beautiful blonde and the Queen die on the same day and head to the pearly gates, they discover there's only room for one of them to get into heaven. St. Peter turns to the blonde and asks her why she should be admitted.
The blonde takes off her top and says, "Look at these. They're the most perfect breasts God has ever created."
St. Peter thanks the blonde, then asks the Queen the same question.
The Queen drops her skirt and panties, takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and douches with it.
St. Peter says, "OK, Your Majesty, you may go in."
The blonde is outraged. "I showed you two of God's most perfect creations and the old lady douches and gets in?!"
"Sorry," says St. Peter, "but a royal flush beats a pair any day."
2006-09-19
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